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Toony Hearts Chapter 5: Comic Stripsville Part B

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Meanwhile at the old school...
Angela and her friends had just finished telling the other lesser knowns, bad strips and useless extras what happened.
Eliot Kid:”So the Wielders and the king’s men have made it to the planet, eh?
Angela:”Yes and we were just attacked by the good strips!”
Johnny:”They also said they are ready to fight us!”
Cathy:”That doesn’t seem so bad.”
Gordy:”They also said you family strips never had the guts to use a gun!”
This shocked the evil strips and extras.
Rose:”OK, now we’re really mad.”
Moe:”Well if those losers are ready, then so are we!”
Brown dog:”Let’s go kill them!!!”
All the villains:”Yeah!!!!!”
They all leave the school and the minute they were out the front door, the heroes were all there with enough weapons to take them all out once and for all.
Bart has also let his all Pokemon out of their balls.
The villains were shocked that the heroes were right outside ready for them.
Calvin and Hobbes are at the front of the heroes
Calvin:”Surender now, you pieces of LightBrite vomit and we will end your lives as quickly as possible!!!!!!”
The Kid Inc cast steps forward.
Bob MacMurray:”And if we don’t?”
Calvin and Hobbes both pull out two VERY big gatling guns and filled the cast of Kid Inc with sooooooo much lead they looked liked Swiss Cheese.
Their bodies fell to the ground dead.
Calvin:”Then we end your lives as slow and horrible as posable!!!!”
Bart:”So do you losers give up?!!!!!”
The villains are quiet.
Zoe:”Just cause you guys killed off a strip no one knew about doesn’t mean the rest of us will give up that easy!!!!”
Rat:”So you losers wanna do it the hard way, eh?”
Guard Duck:”Well, that’s fine with us.”
Calvin:”Attack the losers!!!!!”
Both sides charged at each other and then things went violent to the extreme!
Moe looked around and saw Calvin and Hobbes. He was about to charge up at them but was stopped by Dick Dastardly and Muttley.
Dick:"And just what do you think YOU'RE doing?"
Moe:*Nervously*Uh, I was..."
Dick:"You were about to go after my grandson and his tiger, weren't you?"
Moe:"*Still nervous*I uh, *tone changes to anger* yeah, what are you guys going to do about it?"
Dick:"*Him and Muttley both were ready, with Muttley's claws and teeth showing and Dick with taking a butcher knife out* How about a game if we can kill you first?"
Moe:"*With his fists ready as well*Or if I kill you first!"
Dick:"*Takes a swing, and barely misses Moe* That can be arranged!"
At that, the battle among them was on. Moe tried to hit them, but he kept missing them. Growling, Moe kept trying to hit them, only to miss every time. Even if Moe was always pretty strong and even got much stronger over the years due to practice, Dick and Muttley still seemed to be a bit superior in strength and especially speed. Dick just stood there bored and Muttley yawned.
Dick:"Come on, is that the best you can do?"
Moe got angrier and tried again, but Dick and Muttley moved out of the way quickly. Moe looked around, not seeing where they went. Little did he know, Muttley was right behind him and quickly jumped on him, knocking him down, taking a bite out of Moe's arm and drawing a bit of blood, making Moe yell in pain and fall on his back. Then Muttley ran to where Dick was.
Dick:"Good work, boy. Now to finish him off."
Before Moe could move an inch, Dick walked over to him with his knife.
Dick:”I waited years for this you eyeless jerk!!!!! After years of hurting my grandson, you’ll finally get what’s coming to you! FROM HELL’S HEART, I STAB AT THEE!!!!!!!”
Dick picked up his knife and shoved it right into Moe’s heart killing his once and for all!
Moe was officially dead.
Dick then pulled the knife out of Moe’s guts covered with blood.
Dick:"That was almost too easy, wasn't it boy?"
Muttley:"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
Meanwhile, Calvin and Hobbes themselves along with Bart confront Dennis the Menace himself.
Dennis:"Well well, if it isn't the trouble making trio."
Calvin:"Confronting the single, lonely, so called menace who just barely says rude things and hardly even realizes it! What kind of naughty things have you've done?"
Dennis:"Glaring at him* A list of things. But I'm not even going to bother to name them off."
Hobbes:"Really? Not even a single one? Maybe you're just to embarrassed to admit how pathetic they all are."
Dennis got even angrier and drew up his weapon.
Dennis:"Pathetic? Let me show you how pathetic THIS is!"
He swiped as hard as he could at them and barely missed. Calvin, Hobbes and Bart barely dodged it in time.
Bart:"Nah nah! Nice try, brat, but you still missed."
Dennis growled even more and tried hitting them again, but missed again.
Hobbes:"*Yawing* Got anymore?"
Dennis:"*Growling* How, just HOW are all three of you praised, even though you three always misbehaved, while I who wasn't even nearly as bad hardly either got recognition or worse, hated?"
Bart:"Oh I don't know, maybe it's because we had charm and humor and some likability and your strip was boring?"
Hobbes:"Yeah. Besides, we're not really trouble makers anymore, except when we HAVE to be, like right now!"
At that, he used his claws and got Dennis' neck, drawing blood. Dennis wiped a bit of blood off his neck and got even angrier.
Bart:"Well, I can still be a bit sometimes, but not as much as I use to be, except in dire times, like NOW!"
At that, he lifted up the FoxBlade and swiped Dennis, but only getting his arm. Dennis dropped to his knees and held his arm in pain.
Dennis:"Well, I'm...*cough* not so pathetic anymore. Uhhhh..,I'll show you how much of a trouble maker I can really be!"
With his arm throbbing, his other arm lifted up his gun and he shot at him and looked like he got Bart's head. Bart dropped down. Calvin and Hobbes both gasped and Dennis smiled.
Dennis:"You see? Not so pathetic now, am I?"
Bart:"*Still with his knees on the ground, holding his head*Nice..job dude...*He lifted his head up, revealing only his hat was hit and a bit of smoke came from it* But you only got my hat!"
He put his cap back on.
Then he stood up and tried hitting him with the FoxBlade again, causing Dennis to fight back. Calvin and Hobbes smiled at each other and joined in the fight. Calvin hit him a couple of times with his gun. Dennis was weakening, but was still going. Hobbes kept at him with his claws and Bart kept at it with the FoxBlade. Dennis kept trying to hit them, but missing by a long shot due to the fact that he was getting weak. Taking advantage of this, Bart finally hit him as hard as he could with the FoxBlade on his body, causing him to collapse. Calvin, Hobbes and Bart walked up to him. He just lied there, not moving a muscle.
Bart:"One down..."
Calvin:"Several to go."
Darrel of Baby Blues was looking around and saw Sneezer just ahead of him, with Sneezer's back turned. Darrel went to charge at him, with a gun and tried to shoot him, but Sneezer quickly jumped out of the way, surprising Darrel. Sneezer ran behind Darrel.
Sneezer:"Hey Battleship face!"
Darrel:'Battleship face!?"
Sneezer:"Yeah, because your nose is long enough to let stealth bombers on!!!!!"
Darrel turned around and was about to aim his gun again, but Sneezer was prepared.
Sneezer:"THIS IS YOU FOR KATH, FOR HAVING TO BE ON THAT STUPID SHOW!!!!!!!"
He bit Darrel on his large nose as hard as he could and Darrel ran around with that little mouse chewing on him, until Sneezer let go.
Darrel:"OUCH! Oh, you're gonna get it now!"
He stood back up and was about to hit Sneezer back, but Sneezer had another sneeze coming on, making Darrel pause. He kinda let his guard down a bit, as Sneezer kept building up a sneeze.
Sneezer:"AH..AH....*Darrel waited*CHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
At that, Darrel was sent flying into the air.
Darrel:"*Flying in the air*AHHHH!"
At that same time, a jet was coming right at Darrel and he was sucked into the engine shredding him into dust.
Sneezer covered his eyes as the remains fell to the ground.
The rest of the Baby Blues family saw what happened.
Wanda:"Darrel! *With her and the kids gasping* NOOOO! Okay, you're in for it now, mouse!"
At that, her, Hammie and Zoe all charged up at Sneezer.
Sneezer:”Hey, wait a minute, aren’t you guys suppose to have a third kid?!”
Wanda:”Our leaders threw poor Wren to the Parodies to show how tough they are.”
Sneezer:”So, no big loss then!”
This got the family MORE mad.
They were about to hurt Sneezer, but Wanda was hit in the back by something making her collapse and caused Hammie and Zoe to stop.
Zoe:"MOM!"
She and Hammie turned around and saw Dilbert and his cast. Dilbert raised his gun and blew on it. The kids glared at him and his cast. Wanda barely got up in pain, but she couldn't stand up. She glared at Dilbert and his cast as well.
Dilbert:"Had enough?"
Zoe:"NOT ON YOUR LIFE!"
She and Hammie took out their guns and shot back at them.
Wanda:"Come on kids *cough* Just like I..ooohh...taught ya."
The kids kept shooting at Dilbert and his cast, but they kept missing. Dilbert and his friends kept dodging all the shots.
Dogbert yawned.
Alice:"Is that all you got, Pipsqueaks?"
Ratbert:”You brats have worse aim then a Stormtrooper.”
The kids glared at them and kept shooting, but then their was nothing but a clicking noise on their guns and realized they were out of bullets.
Wally:"What? Out of bullets already? You didn't think ahead, didn't you?"
Zoe and Hammie looked at their weapons, then back at Dilbert and his cast and gulped.
Dilbert:"Alright gang, let's say we get get rid of these pests once and for all."
Rest of the cast:"Yeah!"
Hammie and Zoe sweated nervously, but then tried to run away, but it was to late. They were both already shot down.
Wanda:"NOOOO!"
But she got shot right into the heart by Dilbert.
Dilbert:"Ahh, finally, that takes care of those guys."
Catbert:"You said it, Dilbert."
Sneezer:"*Walking over to them* Wow, guys, you saved my life. I don't know how to thank you."
Dilbert:"No need, kid. We were just doing our job."
Meanwhile, Cathy herself looked around with her weapon till Lio came face to face with her.
Cathy:"*Scoffing* Well, if it isn't the small silent kid from that one strip. Is that you you got? Is that one little gun? Where's your army? Oh that's right, you don't have an army, because you don't have any friends, is that right?"
When she finished talking, Lio snapped his fingers. Suddenly there was some shaking and his whole army of giant robot ants appeared.
Cathy:"*Looking a bit nervous and chuckled nervously*OK, I stand corrected."
She gulped. Lio pointed at her with an angry look, signaling his ants to attack. Cathy screamed and ran off, as the ants chased her, with Lio riding on one with a sword. The ants tried to attack her, but she dodged. Little did Lio and the ants seem to realize, she hid behind a bush, panting. She seemed relieved, thinking she lost them, that is, till one ant towered over her. She didn't notice till she saw a huge shadow over her. She barely glanced at it, before her eyes grew wide and she slowly looked up. There was a large robot ant over her. It got her in his mouth and chewed her right in half!!
Cathy:”AAAAAAACCCKKKKK!”
Lio and the other robot ants watched and smiled.
The ant with Lio on it ran over to the other ant.
He smiled and patted the robot ant who killed her.
The Foxtrot kids looked around and suddenly, they jumped at the sound of a shot, which came towards him and it barely missed. They turned around and saw the For Better or For Worse cast.
John:"Give it up children, we have you beat!"
Phoebe:"Oh really?"
That's when they pulled out their own weapons and began shooting at the family. The family all in shock, tried to dodge their bullets. They tried to shoot him back, but kept missing. The kids kept shooting, till finally they shot John right in the face, making him collapse. The rest of the family gasped.
Elly:"John!"
Micheal:"Dad!"
Jason:"Okay, who's next?"
Elly:"You think we're giving up so easily!? Well, that's where you're wrong! Lets get him, kids!"
They kept shooting at the Foxtrot kids, the kids looking a bit nervous, moved as quickly as possible, dodging them. With a sneer on their face, they tried their weapon again and kept shooting at the mother and kids.
Micheal:"Okay, that does it! All I see is that you monsters and I don't tolerate monsters!"
Jason:"Oh really? That's not a surprise, considering your over active imagination. You guys are part of an evil corporation and WE’RE the monsters? I know Calvin has an over active imagination and can go a little to far with it and he's still likable! At least he desires to help others rather than destroy them!"
Micheal:"Oh you mean the one who kept MISBEHAVING!?"
Eileen:"USED to be. And even when he was, he actually had his limits. He never had the desire to actually hurt people. Sure, sometimes he felt bitter about others, but that was because he was discriminated against, while other characters' behavior like Moe's was often ignored, unless Calvin’s mom brought it to their attention. But even then, he never tried to destroy anyone. YOU on the other hand, is exactly what you're trying to do!"
Micheal glared at him and kept shooting at them and kept missing. The rest of the family kept trying as well, Eileen shot at the mother's heart, making her scream in pain and she collapse.
All three of her kids:"MOM!"
They both glared at Foxtrot kids and kept trying to shoot them.
Micheal:"You killed our parents!"
Marcus:"YOU were trying to kill US first. You didn't see what has happened to you guys?"
Micheal:"Yeah!? Well, I USED to be good! I even tried to help others, but I was completely forgotten! In fact, people were soooooo ungrateful to me when I tried to help! *He kept shooting at Jason and still kept missing.*What's the point in trying to do good when you get almost nothing but get shot down for it!?"
Phoebe:"Well firstly, some of the things you claimed were bad weren't actually bad, secondly, I'm sorry that you were forgotten, but that does NOT give you the right to take it out on us popular strips!"
Before Micheal said anymore, he was shot by Jason and he collapse.
Elly:"MICHEAL!"
With an angry look on her face at the Foxtrot kids, she raised her weapon once more and...
Elly:"AHHHHHHHH!"
She shot harder and faster at the Foxtrot kids. The Foxtrot kids though, as quick as they were kept dodging them, and shooting them. Eileen now really serious, aimed closely at Elly's head, and shot her there, making her collapse. Eileen smiled, blowing on her gun and the rest of the kids walked up to her smiling.
And then April was killed by Marcus and Phoebe.
Jason:”Take that you agers!!!!!!”
Marcus, Eileen and Phoebe look at Jason.
Jason:”Characters who age, when everyone is suppose to stay the same age forever in comics.”
Marcus, Eileen and Phoebe:”Oh.”
Rosalyn looked around, looking for you know who to kill till she ran into Gaz.
Rosalyn:"Beat it pipsqueak! I'm on a roll!"
Gaz:"Pipsqueak is it? I'd choose your words more carefully if I were you."
Rosalyn:"Who are you anyway?"
Gaz:"You never heard of me? I'm Gaz from the show Invader Zim."
Rosalyn:"Invader Zim? Never heard of it."
Gaz:"Oh? But perhaps You heard of THIS!"
She pulls out the DeathBlade.
Rosalyn:"Oh your one of the Keyblade masters. Hmm, odd a Keyblade would choose someone like you!"
Gaz:"And what's that supposed to mean?"
Rosalyn:"Oh nothing. It's just that you're just..."
Gaz:"Just WHAT!? a kid? You know, appearances can be deceiving."
At that, she struck the DeathBlade towards Rosalyn and Rosalyn just barely noticed and jumped out of the way in time.
Rosalyn:"*Looking freaked out* I get your drift. But I'm not as weak as I appear either. In fact, I may of been years ago, but I've been training for a long time!"
Gaz:"Yeah? Well, I've been like this since I was created!"
She striked again and barely missed again.
Rosalyn:"*Still a bit shocked* Okay, so I've under estimated you. But you still missed."
Gaz:"Darn right You did! In fact, I couldn't even begin to tell you some of the things I've done. Your mind wouldn't be able to comprehend it."
Getting angrier, Rosalyn pulled out her gun and tried to shoot Gaz, several times only to miss every time.
Gaz:"See? *Rosalyn looked even angrier then before* What's your problem anyway? In the last strip you're in you redeem yourself or was that just an act? Couldn't handle the fact you were just barely a secondary character with hardly any fans and the actual stars Calvin and Hobbes did? *Rosalyn just looked at her, with a very angry look breathing heavily* It's true isn't it? You just won't admit it. I know I'M not perfect and I was pretty bad at times in my show, especially certain eps. of the second season I don't even want to mention, but at least I had character growth, actually redeem myself in the comics we're in and have plenty of fans."
Then, she striked many times, faster then ever, looking like she may or may not of got Rosalyn.
Rosalyn:"*Still looking clean*Ha! You missed again!"
Gaz:"Oh, did I?"
Rosalyn looked at herself and her neck was all covered in blood. Before she could react, the screen quickly zoomed back to Gaz and Gaz smiled, Rosalyn's shadow showed her head falling off and it made a slosh sound, then the body fell over.
Then Gaz walked over to it and stepped her foot down in victory.
Gaz:"I know I'm not perfect. But I know one thing for sure. No matter what, I NEVER LOSE!"
In another part of the area, Jon and Liz were confronted by the Rose is Rose cast.
Rose:"Well, if it isn't the nerd from the ever so popular comic strip with the fat orange cat, with the dork's stupid animal loving girlfriend."
Liz:"Stupid is it? This is coming from the one who made the wrong decision in joining the evil side."
Jon:"Yeah and I may be a nerd, but at least I made the right decision-fighting for the greater good!"
Rose and her family glared at them. Having their weapons out, they began shooting at them. Luckily for Jon and Liz, they also been training for a long time and gotten much quicker and stronger and much better fighting skills like most of the other heroes. They quickly dodged every single bullet.
Jon:"Nice try guys, but we're now much quicker than ever."
Jimbo:"Oh yeah!?"
He kept shooting at at him, but Jon dodged them all again. Jimbo kept shooting and Jon kept dodging them till Jimbo was all out of bullets.
Jon:"*Pulling out his weapon from behind his back* What? Out of bullets all ready? Gee. that's too bad. My turn."
Then Jon shot his gun several times, and got Jimbo, making him collapse. Jon blew at the tip of his weapon. The rest of the family gasped.
Rose:"Jimbo!"
Pasquale:”Dad!”
Liz:"One down, two to go."
Rose:"Okay, that's it! Now you two are in for it!"
She shot her weapon again, as fast as she could at Jon and Liz. but she still kept missing. She kept going until she was out of bullets as well. Liz yawned.
Liz:"Okay, my turn."
With her weapon up, she shot several bullets at Rose, and Rose with blood on her collapsed and now dead.
Pasquale:"MOM! Okay, both of you are DEAD!"
He used his own weapon and tried shooting Jon and Liz who as usual dodged every shot.
Pasquale:"I'll get you guys, just like my brat of a cousin!"
Liz:"Wow, really? Look kid, we're sorry for whatever you went through with your cousin. But that's not an excuse to to take it out on others!"
Pasquale:"That's not the only reason! Popular strips like yours get all the praise while WE'RE more or less forgotten."
Liz:"Well, we're sorry kid. But it's not our fault you and those other strips got the short end of the stick."
Pasquale:"Easy for YOU to say! You are from one of the popular strips of all time!"
He kept shooting at them and they kept dodging the bullets.
Jon:"You know, I don't usually like hurting or killing children. But I'll make an exception here."
Liz:"I'm with you."
With their weapons ready, they both aimed at Pasquale and shot several times in in face and one bullet got him in the head, killing him and knocking in over.
Jon and Liz let their weapons down.
Jon:"That wasn't so hard."
Liz:"Good shot, Sweetie."
Jon:"Thanks, my love. You too."
Miss Wormwood looked around, then she heard a noise from behind a bush. She wondered if it was Calvin and Hobbes stalking her, but the voice sounded different.
Miss Wormwood:"I know one of you heroes is back there! I'm going to get you, then Calvin and his tiger Hobbes!"
Sneezer's voice:"Oh, are you?"
Miss Wormwood:"Yes I am! Now come out and show yourself."
Sneezer’s Voice:"Are you sure?"
Miss Wormwood:"Yes I'm sure!"
Sneezer’s Voice:"Okay, if you say so."
Sneezer walked out from behind the bush and showed himself.
Miss Wormwood:"*Freaking out*WHA...You're a...a...
Sneezer:"BOO!"
Miss Wormwood:"AHHHHH!"
She fainted. Sneezer walked over to her and checked her. She wasn't breathing nor was her heart beating.
Sneezer:"Wow, that was easy. Calvin did say she had heart problems and that she was afraid of mice, but I didn't think I get her this easy. Nice."
Calvin, Hobbes and Bart were looking around, staying on guard for any more attackers.
Calvin:"See or hear anything?"
Then, Hobbes picked something up with his ears, as they were twitching. He looked towards the direction the sound was coming from. Growling, he pounced that way, and jumped onto Axel the wolverine of the Fusco brothers. Bart and Calvin took noticed and watched Hobbes and Axel attacked each other, until Hobbes bit into the Axel's neck as hard as he could, making Axel scream. His neck was now bleeding. Axel kept screaming in pain. Hobbes, Calvin and Bart all cringed at the sight. Axel was now gasping for air, taking a few deep breaths, until he stopped, and lied still on the ground, indicating he was dead. Hobbes walked back over to Calvin.
Calvin:"Nice save there, buddy."
Hobbes:"Sure thing ole pal. It's what us tigers are for."
Voice from a distance:"AXEL!"
Bart, Calvin and Hobbes looked over to find four young men coming over.
Bart:"Oh no! It's, It's..., who are they?"
Calvin:"Hmm, they look familiar, but I can't remember."
Rolf:"WE'RE the Fusco brothers! And of course You hardly remember us, we're one of the lesser known comic strips!"
Lars:"It's not fair! YOU guys got all the praise we WE hardly got anything!"
Hobbes:"And is it our fault you guys were hardly known?"
Lance:"We don't know, but my girlfriend Gloria is dead! *Shedding a few tears, then turned angry* YOU guys killed her!"
Calvin:"WHAT!? What are you talking about? We never did such a thing!"
Lance:"LIARS!"
Al:"ENOUGH! *Pulling out his weapon* Let’s get rid of these pests of heroes, shall we?"
The rest of the brothers got their weapons out as well. But Calvin, Hobbes and Bart were prepared as well, as Hobbes was almost always ready to attack, Bart had the FoxBlade, and Calvin had his gun. Then everyone began to fight. As usual, Calvin, Hobbes, and Bart dodges all the attacks, but the brothers weren't so lucky. while three of them were able to dodge the first of the attacks, Lars instantly got shot in the chest by Calvin and dropped down to the ground, and dead.
The rest of the brothers:"LARS!"
Glaring at the heroes, they tried harder to get them. Al tried to shoot Bart, but Bart instantly swiped him several times with the FoxBlade, causing Al to drop dead as well. The last two brothers, even more angry at this, tried harder to get the heroes. Rolf tried to get Calvin, but Hobbes bit him hard as he could in the arm, making him drop his weapon, and hold his arm in pain. Glaring at Hobbes, he tried to get his weapon, but Calvin already shot him in the chest, making him drop dead. Lance gaped. Even angrier, with his weapon raised high, he was even more determined to kill them.
Lance:"FOR GLORIA, OUR WOLVERINE AND MY BROTHERS! AHHHH!"
He charged at Calvin and Hobbes, only to be stabbed in the back, making him scream in pain. behind him, Bart got him with the FoxBlade. Screaming in pain, Lance dropped dead. Bart, Calvin and Hobbes all smiled at each other in victory.
Bart:”This is getting too easy.”
Calvin and Hobbes:”Yup.”
Meanwhile, the baseball kids were looking around.
kid with hat:"Where is that Calvin kid? I want to kill him and his tiger!"
Kid with messed up hair:"So do I. *looking around and saw Calvin and Hobbes with Bart* There they are! Lets get em!"
They were heading that way till They bumped into someone else.
It was none other than Dib with Gretchen on his side.
Boy with hat:"Hey kid, beat it! We're on a roll!"
Dib and Gretchen gave him a stern look each holding their KeyBlades.
Boy with messed up hair:"Hey, you guys have those KeyBlades! You still don't scare us though. We've been training for years! So don't think we came here unprepared!"
Plain hair boy:"Uh, I'd be careful if I were you."
Boy with hat:"And why should we be?"
Plain hair boy:"Well, the KeyBlades are pretty powerful. You heard what the leaders told us."
Boy with hat:"That doesn't mean we can't take them down."
Dib:"Are you sure about that?"
Boy with hat:"Of course we are. Get ready to die!"
He pulled out his weapon and started to shoot at them. But Dib and Gretchen, like many of the other heroes were quick and dodged each of them.
Boy with messed up hair:"You idiot! I'll show you how it's done!"
He pulled out his weapon and aimed it at them. Dib and Gretchen smiled at each other and Gretchen shielded herself and Dib with the KindnessBlade, causing the boy's weapon to keep missing them.
Boy with messed up hair:"What!? A protective forcefield?"
Dib:"You got that right. She has the KindnessBlade."
Boy with hat:"KINDNESS!? Sounds sissy to me."
Gretchen:"It's not! It's more powerful than you think!"
Plain hair boy:"Yeah right. *To Dib* And what kind of Blade do YOU have?"
Dib:"My blade is known as the FriendshipBlade."
Messed up hair boy:"FriendshipBlade!? What's with all these sissified names?"
Dib:"As Gretchen said, there's a reason for them. What are you guys doing anyway? Why do you want to kill Calvin and Hobbes?"
Boy with hat:"Several reasons! First of all with them being the stars of the strip, WE were in only two strips. TWO! secondly, we weren't even given names, unlike other minor characters and one timers, third, because of these reasons, we were hated or forgotten, but on top of all that, that idiot Calvin caught the ball from OUR team, almost making us lose!"
Gretchen:"That's it?"
She and Dib both burst out into laughter, making the boys even angrier.
Dib:"Wow. This over a stupid game Geez. so many people obsessing over sports. This is one of the reasons I don't get into sports that much, except in that one episode of our show, where I could show Zim something. But other than that, I don't care for them."
Gretchen:"Neither do I. Sports might damage my teeth even more."
She cringed at the memory.
Dib:"Yeah. Seriously, get over something that happened years ago."
Boy with hat:"Shut up! And that wasn't the only reason, I told you the other reasons too."
Gretchen:"Well, we have OUR reasons to do THIS!"
Then, she swiped the boy with Messed up hair as hard as she could, killing him and causing him to collapse on the ground. The other two boys looked at at her.
Dib:"So, do you have any more reasons to keep trying?"
Plain hair boy:"Just because you killed one of us, doesn't mean you can take US out so easily."
Gretchen got ready to use her forcefield again, only for her to be pushed by a wave of some sort to make her lose concentration making her blade vanish and she was then pushed to the ground knocking her out so she couldn’t summon her blade again, The plain hair boy flipped his gun upwards.
Plain hair boy:"Ha! Let’s see you try to protect yourselves now iron jaw!"
Dib:"GRETCHEN! Oh no you don't!"
He was about to go after him, only to get stopped by the boy with the hat.
Boy with hat:"*With his weapon out* You have to get through ME first!"
Dib glared at him. Luckily, his blade grew even more powerful when it came to protecting those he cared about. In an instant, Dib swiped him as hard as he could, knocking the boy to the ground and killed. Then Dib ran off to Gretchen and the plain hair boy. Gretchen was still knocked out and the boy was about to shoot her, but Dib already caught up with him very fast and wiped him as hard as he could, knocking the boy out and waking Gretchen up. Dib ran up to her.
Gretchen:"Oh thank you Dib. You saved me!"
She gave him a kiss, causing him to blush a bit, smiling.
Dib:"No biggie. I'd never let anything happen to my girl."
Gretchen smiled, then was able to summon the KindnessBlade back to her hand
Gretchen:"Phew. Glad I still do this."
Meanwhile, Plucky and Hamton got caught up with Angela Anaconda and her friends.
Angela:"Give it up, losers! You're not going to win!"
Plucky:"Oh? Not going to win? Did you notice how many of your comic strip allies were just killed? And how many of OUR allies were killed? None Who's losing here?"
Angela and her friends glared at him.
Angela:"Well, we'll see about that. Friends! Attack!"
Her friends pulled out their weapons and fired at Plucky and Hamton. Plucky of course managed to dodge all of them, and Hamton had his shield up. Some of the lasers hit Hamton's shield and bounced back towards Angela's friends.
Gina:"It's heading right back towards us!"
Gordy:"Run!"
But it was too late. The lasers already hit them and knocked them to the ground. Angela gasped.
Plucky and Hamton both sneered at her and were ready to attack.
Plucky:"Alright, now it's YOUR turn!"
Hamton:"Yeah! Try to get us!"
Plucky:"I bet you can't."
Angela:"Oh, we'll see about that!"
She tried shooting them with her weapon, but kept missing. Hamton yawned.
Plucky:"Is that all you got, card board cutout?"
Angela:"*Angrily* What did you just say!?"
Plucky:"Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. What I really meant to say was, is that all you got, card board cutout that's hardly animated! At least South Park has REAL animation."
Angela:"*Even angrier* Okay, that does it!"
She kept shooting at them, but kept missing. Plucky got ready for one of his spells.
Plucky:"Black cat appear!"
Then, a black cat appeared in front of Angela and to the tune of ‘When a Body Meet a Body coming though the Rye’ it crossed her path.
Angela laughed.
Angela:"Are you kidding me!? A black cat? What is this, a superstition or something? You think I'm going to fall for.."
Suddenly, a grand piano came falling down on her, knocking her out.
Plucky:"*Laughing* And that's just one of my many spells."
Hamton:"Wow, nice job, Plucky."
Plucky:"Thank you. You too, pal. You too."
They high fived.
Marmaduke was looking around, till he saw Mother Goose. With no hesitation, he was behind her back, and ready to charge up at her. Getting ready, he started to run up to her, only to get a surprise pounce from Grimmy from the side. Mother Goose heard them and turned to them surprised. Marmaduke and Grimmy both landed on the ground, and Marmaduke got knocked out, and Grimmy got back up. Mother Goose ran over and hugged him.
Mother Goose:"Thank you, Grimmy, I don't know what I'd do without you."
Grimmy:"Anything for my love ones."
Hamm and Attilla joined them. Little did any of them realize, Marmaduke had already opened his eyes. He looked over at them with their backs turned.Glaring at them, He was ready to charge up at them again.
Mother Goose:"I love you Grimmy."
That's when Marmaduke ran towards them again. but before he reached them. Attilla, Hamm, and Grimmy quickly pinned him down, and Mother Goose quickly shot him in the head, knocking him back to the ground and killing him for good. Mother Goose, Grimmy Attilla and Hamm all smiled at each other.
In another part of the fight Luann and her pals Bernice and Delta were trying their best not to die, but that didn’t last too long.
Luann:”Half of our pals have been killed or really hurt badly.”
Bernice:”We could be next!”
Delta:”Which is why the next hero to fight us we should kill them.”
Zim’s voice off camera:”LIKE TO SEE YOU TEEN BRATS TRY!!!!!!”
The girls turned and saw Zim, Gir and Mini-Moose.
Bernice and Delta were scared of the DisintegrateBlade Zim was holding, but Luann wasn’t going to give up that easy.
Luann:”Girls, you think I’m going to give up that easy to a short alien and two weird looking machines?!!!!”
Bernice and Delta were quiet.
Luann:”WELL, I’M NOT!!!!!! In fact, I’m going to walk up that alien and punch him right in the face!”
Luann then walked over to Zim and raised her fist to punch him in the face.
Delta:”Hey, she’s going to do it!”
Bernice:”We’ll finally win a round!”
But before Luann could get even close to Zim’s face, he blasted her with the DisintegrateBlade, covering her entire body with a blast ray, when the blast cleared all that was left of Luann was her skeleton still standing, the bones then fell to the ground.
Bernice:”Or not....”
Zim:”You got that right you stupid human girl! Gir! Mini-Moose! Destroy the other two!”
Gir goes all red:”YES MASTER!”
Mini-Moose:”Nyaa!”
Gir’s weapons popped out of his head which he used to blow off Delta’s head.
Mini-Moose then used his eye lasers to slice Bernice right down the middle killing her as well.
Zim:”That was toooooooo easy boys.”
Gir:”Sure was.”
Mini-Moose:”Nyaa.”
In another part of the battle ground, Ludlow and his nameless dad were on the warpath for Garfield.
Ludlow's Dad:”When I get my wings on that cat!”
Ludlow:”Why do you want to hurt the kitty, father?”
Ludlow's Dad:”Let’s just say, daddy’s mad at him for only giving us two parts on his show and he made me look like a jerk!”
Ludlow:”What’s a jerk?”
Ludlow's Dad:”I’ll tell you when you’re older.”
Roy’s voice off camera:”WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!”
The two crows turned and Roy, Wade, Booker and Sheldon and they weren’t happy with them.
Ludlow's Dad:”What do you guys want?”
Roy:”Let’s just say, the show is only big enough for four main birds and that’s us, not counting the chickens!”
Ludlow's Dad:”And how do you guys plan to stop us?”
Roy:”WITH THIS!!!”
Roy and Wade pick a BIG cinder block and dropped it on the nameless father before he could fly away, killing him like a weak ant.
Ludlow just stood there.
Ludlow:”Why did you kill my daddy?”
Roy just smirked.
Roy:”Well, he was grouch, he was mean, he was useless, he didn’t have a name and he was a crow, which meant he was diseased. But don’t worry you’ll be joining him soon in Cartoon Hell.”
Ludlow:”How?”
Booker’s voice behind him:”Like this!”
Ludlow turned and saw Booker was standing on top of Sheldon’s shell holding a large brick.
Booker then dropped the brick on Ludlow killing him as well.
Booker as he jumps off Sheldon:”Too easy.”
Sheldon:”We better make sure they’re dead to be safe.”
Roy:”Good point.”
Roy and Wade picked up the cinder block and saw the father was smashed to bits.
Booker and Sheldon did the same with the brick showing Ludlow was dead as well.
Roy:”Good riddance to those stupid crows!”
Wade:”Don’t you guys think that was a extreme to smash them both flat?”
Roy:”They deserved it, Wade!”
Sheldon:”Yeah, they were useless!”
Booker:”Big time, the worms I chased were important then both of them combined!”
Roy:”Besides, they were diseased and you can’t stand germs.”
Wade:”Well, if you put it that way.”
Roy:”Now, that’s the Wade we know!”
Booker and Sheldon:”You said it Roy!”
The birds walk off laughing knowing the two useless crows were dead.
In another part of the fight, Garfield, Odie and Arline were face to face with the brown dog.
Garfield:”Well, well, well if it isn’t the grouchy mean dog who was soooooooo bad he didn’t even get a name and only had two very small parts!”
Brown dog:”You’re just asking to be killed cat!”
Garfield:”Cat? I have a name unlike you, spotlight stealer!”
This got the dog even more mad.
Brown dog:”You’re going wish you never said that!”
Garfield:”Or what? You never did hurt me at all! Also you were the most useless character the show ever had!”
Brown dog:”That’s not true!”
Garfield:”Oh yes it is! In fact you more useless then Al Swindler, Mad Man Murray and that Sponge illustrated salesman combined!”
That really got that dog mad.
Garfield:”To top it all off, Herman the mailman and the Buddy Bears were more important then you!”
Then the dog really lost it!
Brown dog:”OK, you’re really going to get it now!!!”
Garfield:”I don’t think so, you useless character. NOW!!!!!”
Just then Garfield, Odie and Arline all pulled machine guns out from behind their backs and shot the dog in his legs soooooo badly he would NEVER be able to walk again!
Brown dog:”MY LEGS!!!!!! I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS!!!! I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN!!!!!”
Garfield:”Well, might as well end you’re pain.”
Brown dog:”What are you going to do? Shoot me again?!!!!”
Garfield:”No, something far worse!”
The three of them picked up the useless dog and threw him into the tank where the Sherman’s Lagoon gang was.
Sherman, Herman and Megan surfaced really hungry.
Sherman:”Dinner is served!”
Within seconds the three sharks had torn the dog to shreds, leaving only his skeleton and blood floating in the water.
Garfield:”Extras, you have them on your show or strip just once and they think they own the place!”
Arline:”You said it!”
Odie:”Bark!”
In another part of the battleground, Eliot Kid with his two pals Kaytoo and Mimi were still unharmed by any of the heroes so far, even though half of their allies were dead as their fanbases.
Eliot Kid:”Man, half our assigned goons have been killed off like they were weak bugs!”
Mimi:”Makes me wonder who’s going to fight us?”
Kaytoo:”He or she might be really tough and mean!”
Eliot Kid:”Relax guys, we’re higher ranked then the goons are! I like to see any of those wielders or heroes try to fight me and win!”
Zim’s voice off camera:”You sure about that, shorty?!”
The three kids turned and saw Zim, Gir and Mini-Moose after they had just beaten Luann and her pals.
But the kids weren’t scared of them, even though those three had just killed three teenage girls within seconds and Zim was packing the DisintergrateBlade.
Zim:”Oh, looks like these three six year olds aren’t scared of us my robots, even though we can easily blow their brains out!”
Mini-Moose:”Nyaa!”
Zim:”Well said Mini-Moose, we’ll take them out the really easy way.”
Gir:”What’s that?”
Zim:”Watch and learn boys!”
Mimi:”I don’t like the looks of them....”
Zim and the robots stood there for a bit, until...
Zim:”HEY! WHAT’S THAT BEHIND YOU?!!!”
Eliot, Kaytoo and Mimi turned around and saw nothing.
Eliot:”HEY! There was nothing behind us!”
Zim from behind them:”WELL, THERE IS NOW!!!!”
Zim bashed Eliot in the head with the DisintergrateBlade while Gir bashed Kaytoo with a frying pan and Mini-Moose bashed Mimi with a big wrench.
The three kids fell the to the ground knocked out.
Zim:”Well, that was toooooooo easy.”
Gir:”Aren’t we going to kill them now?”
Zim:”Nah, that would be WAY too easy now, boys.”
Gir:”OK.”
Mini-Moose:”Nyaa!”
Zim:”Well said.”
They walked off leaving the kids knocked out.
In another part of the battleground, Mr. Lockjaw and Mr Burnside still had their guns ready to fight, cause they didn’t like being treated as losers.
Mr. Burnside:”I can’t believe half the army was taken out so easily!”
Mr. Lockjaw:”You got that right! The stars and the other strips are mopping the sidewalk with our army’s blood!”
Calvin’s voice off screen:”And it’s about to get WAY more messy, you walking zeppelins!!!”
The two fat men turned and saw Calvin, Hobbes and Garfield in front of them.
Mr. Lockjaw and Mr. Burnside:”You guys!!!!”
Calvin, Hobbes and Garfield in clam voices:”Us?”
Mr. Burnside:”Yeah, you guys! Cause of you guys, we got nothing but hate!!!!”
Garfield:”Well, no one likes you Burnside!”
Calvin:”And everyone hates you Lockjaw, cause you called me a quitter!!!!!”
Hobbes:”Since you guys are two of the most hated and useless members of this army, we thought of something WAY worse then filling you guys full of lead!”
Mr. Lockjaw:”Which is?”
Calvin:”THIS!!!!”
Calvin presses a button on his watch.
Near by, a tank filled with the flying piranhas is seen, the roof of the tank opens and the piranhas fly out really hungry.
Calvin:”DINNERS ON BOYS!!!!!! AND WE HAVE TWO VERY FAT MEN ON THE MENU!!!!!!”
The piranhas see the very fat gym coach and the very fat neighbor.
The piranhas dove in on them and tore their flesh and organs to to shreds with their little teeth.
Within seconds the only things left in the fight were two big skeletons and a bunch fat piranhas.
One of the piranhas:”Burp!!!!”
Calvin:”Good work boys, now back in your tank before you dry out.”
The piranhas salute Calvin with their wings.
The flying piranhas:”Yes sir!!!!”
With all their strength the piranhas got back in their tank so they wouldn’t die of thirst.
Garfield:”Well, that’s two more guys dead!”
Calvin:”Yup, let’s thank Professor Zurkowits for crossbreeding flying fish and piranhas.”
Hobbes:”Too bad he’s not here to thank in person. Not only did he crossbreed those fish, but he was also the first human they ate.”
Calvin:”You got that right.”
In another part of the battle, the Pearls Before Swine cast was face to face with their mortal enemy The Family Circus!
Rat:”At last, it’s time to final show who’s tougher, a strip with REAL humor and has the guts to kill someone, like us or a strip that is sooooooooooooo terrible it just has people talking with nothing else, like you losers.”
Goat:”I agree with him this time!”
Zebra:”Me too!”
Pig:”I always agree with Rat!”
Guard Duck:”So do I!”
Mr. Snuffles:”Meow.”
Mr. Keane:”So what are you animals going to do to us?!”
All six of the Pearls Before Swine characters pull out gatling guns.
Rat:”THIS!!!!!!”
They pull the triggers of their guns and full the Family Circus full of lead.
Rat killed Mr. Keane, Mr. Snuffles killed the Mrs. Keane, Pig killed Billy, Goat killed Dolly, Zebra killed Jeffy and Guard Duck killed PJ.
Within seconds the worst comic strip ever drawn was gone, forever.
Guard Duck:”Well, that was easy."
Plucky and Hamton walk over to the Guard Duck.
Plucky:”That was brave thing you did for ducks everywhere, pal.”
Guard Duck:”Thank you, my fellow duck.”
They high five.
In another part of the fight Orson’s grouchy brothers were still at large.
Gort:”Boy, the runt and his pals are ripping our friends to shreds! (Snort! Snort!)”
Mort:”Yeah, we could be next!”
Wart:”At least those hungry killer fish didn’t get us!”
Mort:”Yeah, they ate those two fat men instead!”
Gort:”At least the fish are full!”
Just then the pigs saw Orson, Bo and Lanolin.
Mort:”Hey look! It’s the runt.”
Gort:”Let’s beat him and those dumb sheep to bits!”
Orson:”Before you guys hurt us, I bet you guys are hungry.”
Wart:”You know, the runt has a point!”
Mort:”Yeah, we haven’t eaten for hours!”
Gort:”You guys better have food or else!!!”
Bo:”It just so happens man, we happen to have some very ripe corn with us!”
Bo shows them three odd shaped ears of corn.
Mort:”You better give us that corn!”
Gort:”Or we’ll hurt even more!”
Lanolin:”OK, you grouchy pigs, hold out your arms and we’ll throw them to you!”
The pigs do.
Before Orson and the sheep twins threw the corn, they removed something from the tops of the corn ears.
Bo:”Here you go guys!”
They threw the corn ears to the pig.
Once they caught the corn they swallowed the ears in one bite each.
Wart:”Hey, that corn tasted kinda weird!”
Mort:”Yeah, there was no favor in it.”
Gort:”Tasted more like paint and steel!”
Orson:”Well, maybe because what you guys swallowed wasn’t corn or any food at all.”
The Gort brothers:”WHAT?!!!!!!”
Bo:”What you guys swallowed were three hand grenades painted yellow to look like corn.”
Mort:”WE SWALLOWED HAND GRENADES?????!!!!!!”
Wart:”THEN THAT MEANS!!!!!!”
Gort:”OH-NO!!!!!!!!!”
Within seconds the three pigs had exploded leaving nothing there.
Plucky and Hamton then walk over to where the pigs once stood.
Hamton:”Wow! There’s nothing left of them!”
Plucky:”Wait for it.”
Just then it started to rain bacon every where.
Plucky:”Old gag my friend, when a farm animal blows up it then rains meat.”
He catches one of the strips and eats it.
Hamton:”Good point. How is it?”
Plucky:”Nice and chewy.”
Takes another bite, then catches more bacon with his free wing.
Not too far from that, the cast of Cul-De-Suc were ready to fight anything.
Just then the ground the shock.
Alice Otterloop:”Did you feel that?”
Petey Otterloop:”I did, wonder what it was?”
Alice turned and pointed to what caused the ground to shake.
Alice:”Maybe it was all those animals headed for us?”
Petey turned and saw EVERY animal of The Far Side heading right towards them in a stampede, to make things worse all of them were wearing cleats!
Petey:”Yup, that could be it.
The Far Side then tramped the Cul-De-Sac cast to death, killing once and for all.
At that same time, Bart’s Pokemon team were about to face off with the Rescue Heroes GRT.
Santa’s Little Helper:”Well, well, well, boys. If it isn’t the Rescue Zeros, the show that only lasted ONE season on Kids WB, Cause it was tooooo real, had no villains, no powers and those awful safety tips that no one listened to at all!!!!”
This only got those guys mad.
Santa’s Little Helper:”Oh, what’s the matter? Did I say something that hurt your feelings, even though what I said was true?”
This got them madder.
Santa’s Little Helper:”Well boys, we better beat the living daylights out of them fast before any of them can say anything, since no one knows their names!”
Voltage:”Chu!”
Muddy:”Mudkip!”
Shadow:”Gengar!”
Stampy:”Donphan!”
Flame:”Roar!!!!!”
The Pokemon then released their attacks on the loser squadron and they were hit by Electro-balls, water, fire, energy blasts, aura powers and rocks!
Within seconds they were knocked over like a bunch of dominos!
Santa’s Little Helper:”Well, that was easy.”
Voltage:”Pikachu!”
Bart then came up to his team.
Bart:”Good work boys, I trained you guys well!”
Bart and his team then walked off leaving the Rescue Zeros knocked out.
In another part of the fight, the Evil Rudy was still at large.
That is until the cast of Grand Avenue showed up with guns.
Michael:”Well, well, well family, if it isn’t the dog that was soooooo evil he only had one part on GARFIELD AND FRIENDS.”
Gabby:”Yes, dear brother. The same dog with a short fuse!”
Evil Ruby:”You think two kids, an old lady and small dog can beat me?”
Kate:”Well, we are packing guns for one thing.”
Micheal:”And if we killed you, you would NEVER come back.”
Gabby:”Besides, this planet is only big enough for one dog named Rudy and that’s our dog! At least he would never hurt a cat just for being there!”
This only got the Evil Rudy mad.
Evil Rudy:”Like to see you guys try to kill me!”
Micheal:”OK, but you asked for it.”
The Grand Avenue cast then filled the Evil Rudy with every bullet they had.
The Evil Rudy was then dead for good.
Kate:”That was too easy.”
Micheal:”Yup and he asked for it.”
Gabby:”So no harm done.”
Micheal:”Congrats Good Rudy, you are now the only dog with that name on the planet.”
The Good Rudy smiled and wagged his tail.
In another part of the fight, the cast of Nancy was still alive.
That is until the cast of Heart of the City came up to them.
Heart:”Well, well, well if it isn’t the girl who looks just like Little Lulu!”
That got Nancy mad.
Nancy:”How dare you compare me to that other girl!!”
Dean:”You have a point, at least Lulu had more humor!”
This got Nancy really mad.
Kat:”Also you’re art style is sooooooo weird.”
Dean:”Yeah, we always liked the version Jerry Scott did!”
That got Nancy even madder.
Heart:”At least Jerry Scott added REAL humor!”
Nancy:”Oh you guys are going down for that!”
Heart:”You think so? Look around, almost all your pals have ether been killed or knocked out badly! what make you think you, your bald friend and all those other kids are going to win now?!”
The Nancy cast is quiet.
Dean:”Well, let’s end this part of the fight for good.
The three kids then filled the Nancy cast full of lead and they died.
Dean:”This is getting way too easy!”
Spock:”Meow.”
Finally it was down to one strip out of all of the members of that squad that was still moving, Dagwood.
He and his family were ready to fight, until all the heroes came up to them with their guns loaded and surrounded them.
Calvin:”Well, well, well, fellow good strips and heroes, only one evil strip is still alive to fight all of us!”
All the heroes smile big.
Calvin:”But to make it fair for everyone, who here hasn’t killed or badly injured anyone yet?”
The heroes are quiet for a bit, until Opus raised his hand.
Opus:”Uhhhhh, me and my friends haven’t done any damage yet.”
Calvin:”OK, then the Bloom County gang can kill off Dagwood and his stupid family.”
Opus:”Might as well, they didn’t invite us to their stupid party!”
Milo Bloom:”Which is only one of the reasons we want to kill them!”
Dagwood:”You mean there are more reasons you want to kill us?!!!!”
Opus:”There are!”
Blondie:”Like what?!!!!”
Cutter John:”Well, for staters you been around for seventy five years and that’s toooooooo long to be around for any strip!!!!!”
Steve Dallas:”Next off, your strip isn’t funny!”
Michael Binkley:”You running into the mailman isn’t funny.”
Oliver Wendell Jones:”Your sandwiches are boring.”
Hodge Podge:”You keep missing your carpool.”
Portnoy:”You’re lazy at work.”
Milquetoast The Cockroach:”Your boss is a jerk!”
Rosebud:”You’re the main character yet your wife gets the title!”
The Banana Junior 6000:”If you had aged like normal people you guys would be dead!”
Rat:”We ran that same gag in our strip once!”
Bill The Cat:”Ack!!!! Ack!!!! Ack!!! Ack!!! Ack!!!!!”
Dagwood:”What did he say?”
Opus:”He said ‘You don’t even have a cat character!’.”
Dagwood:”How is that bad?”
Garfield:”Both cats and dogs make things more funny!”
Odie:”Bark!”
Dagwood and his family are quiet.
Dagwood:”OK, those are good reasons, you can kill us.”
Blonde:”DAGWOOD!”
Opus:”Gladly!!”
The Bloom County then fills the Dagwood cast full of lead and with that every bad strip and extra was gone forever!
Bart:”Well, that was easy!”
Zim:”A little toooooo easy.”
Calvin:”What did you expect from bad strips and extras that never had the guts to use a gun?”
Bart:”True, but do you guys think something is missing?”
Everyone is quiet.
Plucky:”Like what, Bart?”
Bart:”I don’t know. Something that was missing from the fight part.”
Gaz points off screen.
Gaz:”You mean them?”
All the heroes turn and see an army of Parody creatures ready to attack.
Bart:”That would be it. KILL THEM, BEFORE THEY DRAIN OUR CREATIVITY!!!!”
All the heroes then charged at the Parodies before they destroy the planet.
As the heroes were slicing the Parodies to shreds, Angela, Eliot and their pals got up still injured.
They then saw all the Rescues Heroes knocked out and every bad strip and bad extra was dead forever.
They then saw the heroes were killing the Parodies like crazy!
Angela:”Well, we failed our mission and all our goons are dead!!!!!”
Gina:”Boy, are the leaders going to be mad!”
Gordy:”We should get out of here before the heroes see that we are still alive and end up like the goons!!!!”
Eliot:”Well said!”
Using their watches they open a portal gateway back to The Tower of Darkness.
Johnny:”Looks like we’ll have to drag the Rescue Heroes in with us."
Mimi:”Some help they were!”
Kaytoo:”You guys better go in first with the rescue heroes, we’ll stand guard and fellow you.”
Angela and her pals drug in all the still knocked out rescue heroes, once they were all in Eliot, Kaytoo and Mimi fellowed them and closed the portal.
At that same the heroes had killed all the Parodies.
Bart:”Well, that takes care of the Parodies as well!”
Plucky:”Yes, now that they are gone it should be safe to seal the keyholes!”
Hamton:”Hey, what about those other three shows that weren’t killed but only knocked out?”
The heroes turned and saw the the three knocked out shows were gone.
Zim:”Huh, they ran off like the wimps they were!”
Bart:”No big deal, we can kill them later. But for now we must seal our keyholes to make this world safer!”
Calvin:”Oh, we know where the keyholes are.”
Plucky:”You do?”
Hobbes:”Yeah, when your king, he sealed his keyhole to keep the planet safe.”
Hamton:”So where are they?”
Calvin:”At our base, come on we’ll show you where they are.”
The heroes go to find the keyholes.
Meanwhile at The Tower of Darkness...
The three failed shows including the Rescue Heroes who now awake are in front of their leaders and boy are they mad!
Jimmy:”You idiots!!!!!!! How could you fail that easy?!!!!!!”
Eliot:”Well, there were more of them then there us.”
Johnny Test:”That’s a weak excuse!”
Angela:”Well, they had more powerful weapons then us.”
Alvin:”Doesn’t matter, cause of you guys, we lost all the goons that were sent to that planet and cause of your bad work they were all killed!!!!!!”
George Jetson:”Not to mention Dastardly and Muttley are STILL gunning for our skulls!!!!”
Elroy:”Boy, they sure know how to hold a grudge!”
Jane:”They did take most of their anger out on Moe.”
Judy:”Imagine if they did that us?”
The Jetsons shudder at what Dastardly and Muttley would do to them.
Dukey to the Rescue Heroes:”Also you guys didn’t do much during the fight!!!!”
Johnny Test:”You guys were beaten by that spiked haired brat’s pets in a heartbeat, you didn’t even put up a fight!!!!”
The Rescue Heroes were about to speck when...
Johnny Test:”Don’t say a word!!!! We don’t wanna hear your names or voices though out the rest of this war!!!!!”
The Rescue Heroes are quiet.
Allen:”Now you guys failed your mission very easily. You know the drill.”
The failed shows don’t say anything.
Hank Hill:”Go to the Edge of the Universe and help the others make sure more Parody Creatures are made so we might win this war!”
The failed shows:”Yes sirs!”
The failed shows go to the teleport door which sent them to join the other shows at the Edge of the Universe.
Once the they were gone the leaders turned back to their monitors and saw the heroes still at Comic Stripsville going to the keyholes.
Jimmy:”This, is getting out of hand!!!! That’s the third world we lost!!!!!!!”
Elroy:”You got that right! We wanted revenge on Dastardly and Muttley as well!”
Alvin:”Wait a minute! Didn’t you guys win in that ride?”
George:”We did, but as the years went by, people wanted to see those two kill us!!!!!”
Jane:”Turns out after that other future show was made, we were nothing!!!! And they wanted Elroy and us to die!!!!”
Judy:”For the record, I wasn't in the ride so I don’t really care.”
Astro:”Re rther!”
Rosie:”The ride was only four minutes long, which made waiting on line more fun!”
All the Jetson:”Shut up Rosie!!!!!!”
Rosie:”Yes masters!”
Allen:”Well, there is a bright side to all of this.”
Richard:”What’s that Allen Gregory?”
Allen:”None of the other keys or that brat’s friends have been found yet, which means we’re still in the lead.”
This brightens the leaders’ moods.
Johnny Test:”He’s right, let’s hope it stays that way.”
All the leaders:”HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!”
Back on Comic Stripsvillie.....
The heroes were back at the underground base and they had found the keyholes which were in the middle of the base.
Bart has just recalled his other Pokemon.
Bart then takes out the FoxBlade.
Bart:”Ready guys?”
Zim, Gaz, Dib and Gretchen after taking out their blades:”Ready!”
Bart:”OK, let’s seal these holes!”
The five keys glowed and with that six out of fifteen keyholes were sealed on Comic Stripsvillie.
Just then a keychain popped out of one of the keyholes.
Bart picked it up it was in the shape of the letter B.
Bart:”Another keychain.”
Plucky:”Second one we found.”
Hamton:”Maybe Father Time or Toast will know what they are?
Bart:”We might as well go back, we’re getting low on potions as well.”
Plucky:”Well, we better get going then.”
Plucky removes the Magnet Flacon from the keys and enlarges it.
Bart:”Well, we gotta get going, thanks for all you’re help.”
Calvin:”We were honored to fight with you guys and kill off the worst strips and extras ever drawn.”
Bart and Calvin shake hands.
Bart:”Pretty soon, we will fight side by side again.”
Voltage who’s on Bart’s shoulder:”Chu!”
Dick Dastardly and Muttley walk up the heroes with a small case.
Dick Dastardy:”Before you guys go we would like you to have these.”
Muttley opens the case showing a bunch of small magnets.
Hamton:”Small magnets?”
Dick Dastardly:”They are really magnet bombs powerful enough to blow evil robots to bits, that might be on the Lesser Knowns’ side.”
Hamton:”Thanks guys!”
Hamton takes the case.
Then Muttley hugs him tight.
Hamton:”I’ll be OK, Muttley.”
Muttley:”Do it for Don and Paul.”
Hamton:”We will!”
Muttley hugs him again.
Hamton then hugs him back.
Hamton:”Don’t worry pal, everything will be just fine."
They then let go of each other.
Hamton:”It was great seeing both of you again.”
Dick Dastardly:”Same here my fine swine.”
Muttley:”Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”
The heroes wave goodbye to the people of Comic Stripville, get in the Magnet Falcon and blast off though an opening in the base, while their friends wave goodbye to them.
Once the ship was out of sight....
Hobbes:”You think we should have told them about our gateway door to that other world?”
Calvin:”No, they weren’t ready yet.”
Hobbes:”If you say so.”
They are quiet for a bit
Calvin:”Alright guys, we have a lot of bodies to mount on our walls, let’s move!!!!”
Everyone:”Yes sir!!!!”
The good strips then went to clean up all the dead strips and extras to turn them in to trophies.
To be continued....
And here is the other half.
The fight took the longest to do.
My girlfriend did Bart, Calvin and Hobbes fighting Dennis to Mother Goose and Grimmy fighting Marmaduke.
While I did the rest.
Longest we did so far. 
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Dick: You were about to go after my grandson and his tiger, weren't you?



omfg he’s like Jafar in my stories ;w;