Chapter 9 The End of Dora’s Wrath.
The screen with the chapter’s name goes up & we see the comic leaders & the Cars gang again.
Calvin:”Alright intermission’s over.”
Ramone:”OK what’s your idea?”
Calvin:”Well it might take a bit to explain.”
Mater:”Well you better hurry this movie is going to end soon.”
Calvin:”Right, computer!!!!!!!!”
A computer screen on a wire cable comes out of the dashboard of the Dirty Truckster & is shown for the Comic Leaders & Cars to see.
Calvin:”OK here’s he plan, (Everything Calvin says appears the screen.) Years ago me & the guys insulted a missile powerfully enough to destroy an Island in the Dirty Truckster. Looks likes we’ll have to use it now. The goal is me and the guys are going to drive the Dirty Truckster up to Dora’s statue & blow it up, with luck the pieces will crush the remaining baby shows like weak ants. You all follow that?”
Lightning:”We did, we know you & your fellow leaders will be in the monster truck race car, but are we suppose to do?”
Mater:”Yeah we wanna save Toonatopia too.”
Calvin:”Well we need to cover us and make sure we to the statue with the missile, if we get hit the missile might go off and that won’t be a pretty sight would it?”
Mack:”He’s got that right.”
Lightning:”OK we’ll will since we can’t feel pain, I hope.”
Calvin:”Good, let’s go everyone and my fellow leaders know the drill.”
The other comic leaders:”Right.”
The computer goes back in to the dashboard and Calvin & Hobbes jump back in the Cockpit with Dastardly & Muttley. Calvin then presses a button marked “In case of large war press.”
Outside of the truck a giant missile the size of a blimp comes of it.
The Cars gazes at it with wide eyes and Mouths.
Mater:”Dad Gum.”
The side of the missile has writing that reads “DEATH TO ELROY JETSON!!!!!!!!!”
Luigi:”Humph the Jetsons were stupid, WHERE WAS THE GROUND?!!!!!!!!”
Lightning:”Yeah at least in Back to the Future Part 2 there was ground, road and tires.”
Luigi and Guido both nod.
Calvin:”Hang on gotta update the missile.”
He gets out of the cockpit with a can spray paint and writes “AND DORA!!!!!!!”
Calvin:”Much better.”
He gets in the cockpit.
Calvin:”Alright guys you know what to do.”
The Comic Leaders nod and then Garfield, Odie, Grimmy, Attia, Ham, Jason, Marcus, Opus & Bill jump on the missile’s back.
Calvin:”Get a good grip guys, we’ll be going faster then the speed of light.”
The other comics do.
Calvin:”Light the fuse.”
Opus takes out a lighter and lights the fuse.
Opus:”Fuse lit.
Calvin:”Alright here we go!!!!!!!”
The Dirty Truckers starts up and the with the missile on it’s back it goes even faster and flies off the hill in to the war zone.
All the comic leaders:”FOR TOONATOPIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Lightning:”Well here we go, if save the planet we could get a squel.”
Mater:”Hey, it can happen.”
Lightning, Mater, Sally, Doc, Ramone, Flo, Sarge, Fillmore, Luigi, Guido, Sheriff, Mack, Lizzie & Red then drive off the hill after the Dirty Truckster.
Lightning:”KA-CHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mater:”YAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”
At that same time, the casts of Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy and Squirrel Boy were still fighting Dora, Diego and Boots.
Zim:”You three had enough?”
Gaz:”Or do you wanna lose more blood?”
Dora, Diego and Boots:”We’ll never give up!!!!!!!!!”
Rodney:”Fine with us.”
The 13 of them charged at the 3 twits and punched them sooooooo hard they flew off the ground and right next to the Dora Statue.
Dagget:”Think their dead?”
Grim:”No I would have felt something if those losers died.”
Gaz:”Well said.”
At that same the Dirty Truckster with getting REALLY close to the statue.
Jason:”This is just as cool as when Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star in Star Wars 4 A New Hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Marcus:”RIGHT ON MAN!!!!!!!!!”
Calvin:”ALRIGHT BOYS WE’RE GETTING CLOSER GET READY TO JUMP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Other comic leaders:”RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Calvin:”BEGINNING COUNT DOWN TILL WE’RE READY TO FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEN!!!!!!!!!!”
Hobbes:”NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Garfield:”EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Jason:”SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Marcus:”SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Grimmy:”FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Attia:”FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ham:”THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Opus:”TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick Dastardly:”ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
All the leaders:”RELEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Calvin slams the release button with his gloved fist.
The other Comic Leaders jump off the Missile as it is released from it’s stand on the Dirty Truckster and fired at full speed at the Dora Statue as the other Comic Leader grab the fins of Dirty Truckster.
At that same time Dora, Diego & Boots were still lying on the ground, they weren’t knocked out, but they were REALLY MAD.
Dora:”Oh they are asking for it.”
Just then the stars they just fought walked up to them still ready to fight them.
Grim:”I knew they weren’t dead.”
The others nodded.
Zim:”You guys ready to give up?”
Dora, Diego and Boots:”NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Just then the heros see what’s going to happen with the missile and have a big smiles.
Gir:”Well you better.”
Zim:”Cause you guys about to die.”
Dora, Diego and Boots:”WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The missile hit’s the Dora statue and it’s blown to pieces, the 1000000’s of pieces fall and kill all the baby shows like weak bugs.
Dora:”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PLAN IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THINGS CAN’T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Diego:”Dora you should NEVER say that, things always get worse.”
Dora:”Like how?”
Just then the biggest piece of the statue which is the head and it’s still in one piece falls on Dora, Diego and Boots. But their heads are sticking out from under it and their bodies are getting crushed.
Diego:”….Like….that.”
Dora:”….well…..it….can’t….get….any….worse….then….this.”
Swiper: (OC)”IT JUST DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Cut to the sky the Grim Wrecker is over where Dora, Diego and Boots are lying. The bottom door opens and the Slime Geyser falls out of it and on to the last part of the statue and the three twits, crushing and killing them once and for all.
Grim:”Their dead now.”
Zim:”Finally.”
Just then a virtual 3-D image comes out of the Grim Wrecker showing Swiper, Hacker, Buzz and Delete.
Swiper:”Thank you great toons you saved the Planet from getting worse, by destroying Dora and her statue which would be a giant zit on this planet.”
Calvin and Hobbes high five.
Hacker:”But we must return to our universe to stop any more of these bad shows from returning to this world. But we will be back once all the shows are gone forever. In the words of Doc Brown ’See you in the Future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’”
The image closes and the Grim Wrecker blasts off though a hole in the sky.
Spongebob:”Well the planet is saved, is everything over?”
Zim:”Not quite my fine cheese log, the beginning of this fic said it was about how my show ending toooooooooooooo soon. I have a few things to say.”
Calvin:”Can it wait Zim? This chapter is almost done.”
Zim:”OK call another intermission.”
Calvin reaches up & pulls down a black screen that reads “End Chapter 9.”