Chapter 10 The New King of the Nicktoons.
The screen with the chapter’s name goes up & we see all the cartoons that were in the battle.
Calvin:”Alright intermission’s over, you can say anything you want now Zim.”
Zim:”Finally.”
He Turns to Spongebob.
Zim:”Are you still the king of the Nicktoons?”
Spongebob:”Yes I am, who told you I wasn‘t any more?””
Zim turns to the Fairly Odd Parents really mad.
Zim:”You said he was banned from being king after eating that pie with X-Acid.”
Wanda:”OK, we lied to make you feel better.”
Cosmo:”Please don’t kill us.”
Zim:”I just might.”
Danny:”Well we got some good news for you Zim, now that your back and the war ended.”
Zim:”It better be Ghost Boy.”
Timmy:”Oh it is trust us.”
Zim:”OK I’m listening.”
Timmy:”Well after last year after Plankton left with that X-Treme Spongebob, Spongebob made me, Danny and my Fairies his new advisers. But as we were cleaning out Plankton’s old office we found a file that REALLY shocked us.”
Zim:”Which was?”
Danny:”Well we found a file that had all of Plankton’s plans and it said that if you were on any longer you would be the new King of the Nicktoons.”
Zim, Gir, Gaz, Dib, Gretchen And Mini-Moose:”WHATTTTTTTTTTTT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Timmy:”But Plankton knew if you became king it would ruin his plans for the X-Acid pie, so he told Spongebob to get rid of your show.”
The Zim gang turns to Spongebob REALLY mad.
Spongebob starts to panic.
Spongebob:”Well…..Now that you guys are and you were the key guys who stopped Dora, Diego and Boots, Zim your now the king forever in case a new cool show is made.”
Danny:”I don’t think that will happen for years, ever since Zim left watching snails tap dance is better then watching Nick.”
Timmy:”Right on.”
Zim smiles evilly and turns to Spongebob.
Zim:”So now that I’m the king of this place I can yell at any Nicktoon I want and not get in trouble?”
Spongebob:”Yes sir.”
Zim:”I like the sound of that, cause I been holding an oil tanker of anger inside me since I was canceled.”
Spongebob:”Let it out, I dissever it.”
Zim:”If you insect, for starters you’re the worst cartoon ever on this network at first you were cool but now you stink worse then a dump full of dead skunks.”
Some of the toons start to laugh.
Zim:”You couldn’t win a Kids Choose Award Blimp if one fell out of the sky crashed on you and burned up, if fact all Award shows are rigged.”
The Cars gang:”WHAT???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Lightning:”So we lost our Oscar to those stupid Penguins cause it was rigged and we have won?”
Zim:”Yes McQueen.”
Lightning:”Those Penguins are soooooooooooooooooo road kill.”
The other cars nod.
Zim:”Not only that you overgrown cheese log, you’ll never get your driver’s permit, you light fires underwater, you have water underwater, you think fish can drown when they can’t, your best day ever song was like a sign that the planet would end, you have horrible plots, your movie was 10000000000000000000000 times worse, you were scared of a butterfly and after that thing with the X-Acid Pie you should have been Killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I EVER FIND PLANKTON I WILL SQUEEZE HIS BODY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD HIS EYE WILL POP RIGHT OUT AND I WILL THROW HIS BODY INTO A SHEDDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAUSE OF HIM I DIDN‘T GET A GOING AWAY PARTY, YOU JUST THREW ME AND MY FRIENDS INTO A DUMPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
Spongebob:”Are you done sir?”
Zim:”Not yet that was all the stuff I wanted to say to you, I have a lot of stuff to say the other Nicktoons.”
Timmy:”I don’t like the sound of that.”
Zim:”Don’t worry I make it short, every show that was made after I went off makes paint dry look better and I should know I spend time with Billy.”
Billy:”Hehe.”
Zim:”Alot of stuff will change now that I’m the king, cause this network has REALLY gone down hill big time, but first I want my base back to have as my castle. (He turns to the camera) You wouldn’t mind would you?”
A giant pencil sticks in and erases Spongebob’s Pineapple, it then re-draws Zim’s base expect it’s now bigger with a giant neon sign on the roof saying ’The Best Nicktoon Ever’.
Spongebob:”Isn’t the sign too much sir?”
Zim:”This coming from a guy who’s on at least half of normal Nickelodeon’s line up? I think not.”
Spongebob:”Alright you got me there sir.”
Calvin:”Congrats Zim, pretty soon you’ll be like me and the other Comic leaders, but for WHO’S UP FOR A PARTY AT COMIC COUNTRY FOR KILLING THE BABY SHOWS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Everyone:”YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lightning:”We’ll catch up, we got to get even with some penguins over an Award”
Luigi:”They are sooooooooo road kill, once we go back home and get some snow tires from my store.”
Guido:”Pit Stop.”
The Cars gang drives off.
Later at the base in Comic Country…..
The place was jumping with all the toons having a great time.
Zim and Gaz were at a booth with Calvin, Hobbes and Calvin’s new girlfriend Chiyo Chan from Azumanga Daioh.
Calvin:”Alright Zim, now that you’re a leader like me and my pals, let me give you some tips.”
Zim:”OK let’s hear them.”
He takes a pad and pen out.
Calvin:”For starters get a great team to help you out, like me and the guys have each other.”
Zim:”OK.”
Calvin:”Next for anyone that was ever mean to you when you were on TV, work them to death or kill them, why keep a bunch of jerks alive?”
Gaz:”Good call.”
Calvin:”Next, when you see a show that looks realllllllllllllllllllllly bad looking with a lousy cast, don’t even bother giving them an Initiation or letting them pass it ether, cause they should never be on TV.”
Hobbes:”From the way Nickelodeon is going not many good shows will get made for years.”
Zim:”Yeah.”
Calvin:”Next hire some strong arm goons to do the really tough work for you, see those four animals at the bar?”
He points at the bar where Rat, Pig, Goat and Zebra from Pearls Before Swine are sitting having beer.
Calvin:”After you guys left to kill Cathy we thought we could use more help getting rid of bad comics so we hired one of the funniest comics ever made.”
Zim:”How funny are they?”
Calvin:”They know their a comic, they have funny plots, they use violence a lot and they know the comics went bad after me and Hobbes left.”
Hobbes:”Which was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too soon.”
Zim:”Anything else I should know?”
Calvin:”Well show your tough and mean like we comic leaders are, as you see from our wall of trophies.”
Points to the main wall where are the bad comics as cast member that were killed them have their heads mounted expect for one spot that reads ’Reserved for Elroy Jetson’.
Zim:”Well said, trust me Nicktoons Kingdom is going to change big time.”
Calvin:”Can’t wait to see.”
Hobbes:”Heeheehee.”
A week later, cause the party lasted all week, in the Nicktoons Kingdom.
All the Nicktoons were at the meeting room, where King Zim was going to change the rules forever.
Zim:”Good to see everyone is here expect Doug who is no longer one of us.”
The Nicktoons nod.
Zim:”First as your new king, I like to say it’s an Honor, also Gir is seconded in commend and Mini-Moose is third in commend.”
Gir:”Yay.”
Mini-Moose:”Squeek.”
Zim:”Also Gaz is my queen.”
Gaz smiles and hugs him.
Zim:”Not only that, Dib and Gretchen are my advisers.”
Dib:”Thanks Zim.”
Gretchen hugs Dib.
Zim:”Now for the top ten new rules, and whoever breaks them will be killed.”
The Nicktoons start to shake.
Zim:”Rule number ten No other Nicktoon can better then my show, who ever tries to outrank me will be shoot at dawn.”
The Nicktoons gulp.
Zim:”Rule number nine, XJ9?”
Jenny:”Yes sir?”
Zim:”You are now Gir’s girlfriend or you will be scrap metal.”
Jenny looks at Gir and sees how cute he is.
Jenny:”Yes sir.”
Zim:”Rule number eight, No more annoy promos for the same thing everyday.”
Jimmy:”What do you mean sir?”
Zim:”Well as I said before the party, I wasn’t happy with the last king’s best day ever song.”
Danny:”A lot of us hated it as well sir.”
Zim:”Thank you. Rule number seven, No more Nicktoon summer beach house cause of two good reasons you never let me and my friends in and who wants to see the same show they show everyday six more times. So as of now it will be destroyed.”
In the back ground the Summer Beach House is blown up.
Zim:”Now that, that’s over, Rule number six, No more other alien shows will be made for this network and as of now the Butt Ugly Martians & Kaput and Zotsky are now wanted men thought out the planet.”
Timmy:”Yeah they were losers.”
Zim:”Rule number five No more Christmas parodies it hurts the real creators who spent so long making them like Chuck Jones, Dr. Suess, Charles Shizeles and the others, they might be rolling in their graves. And I only had TWO parts in them. So their banned for life and whoever so much as mention them will be shot.”
The Nicktoons nod.
Zim:”Rule number four, No more Kids in America song, it’s annoying and it’s unfair to me cause I’m from another Planet and I wasn’t in the video.”
Danny:”He’s got us there.”
Zim:”Rule number three, no more short lived band videos will be seen, from now on only the 400 songs I like will be piped in by artists everyone loves including my fav Foot Loose.”
The Nicktoons Nod.
Zim:”Rule number two, Every show that makes slug spit look smarter will be canceled with no going away party and banished to Reject-Ta for life where they will DIE like weak files.”
The Nicktoons start to shake.
Zim:”And the number one rule which will NEVER be broken is my show & the other cool ones are brought back for life & who ever tries to stop us loses a head or arm or leg.”
The good Nicktoon smile.
Zim:”Also Dagget, Norbert, Rocko, Heffer, Filbert, Spunky, Ren, Stimpy and the monster are now my strong armed goons and Spongebob I have a job for you if you wanna stay alive.”
Spongbob:”What is it? I’ll do anything.”
Zim:”You and Patrick have to take this pizza to Mascot Marsh and you have to get it to the guy in 30 minutes.”
Spongebob:”Which Mascot is it for?”
Zim:”I’m not saying but here’s his address, now go your minutes are starting.”
Spongebob and Patrick:”Yes sir.”
Later in Mascot Marsh….
Spongbob and Patrick made to the person’s house.
Spongebob knocks on the door.
Spongebob:”I still wonder who’s order this is?”
The door showing it’s the one person who hates pizza the Domino’s Noid and he’s not to happy.
Patrick:”Well that’s answer’s your question.”
The Noid takes a bazooka out and aims it at the two and the pizza.
Spongebob:”This can’t be good.”
Noid:”Hahahahahaha.”
Large explosion is seen from the sky and Patrick is blowen back to Nicktoons Kingdom next to the Zim cast.
Zim:”Where’s Spongebob Starfish?”
Just then Spongebob is wheeled back to Nicktoon Kingdom covered in bandages in a wheelchair being pushed by the Noid who is still laughing like crazy.
Zim:”Did it go well?”
The Noid nods crazily.
Zim:”Alright you can leave.”
Noid:”Yuk yuk yuk.”
The Noid leaves.
Spongebob:”Did me and Patrick pass?”
Zim:”Yeah your show can stay for now.”
Spongebob:”Thanks Zim for saving Toonatopia and being the new king I shake your hand if I could move any part but my mouth.”
Zim:”Now if you twits don’t mind, me and my friends need to get back to ruling this place, see you around.”
The Zim gang goes back to the base.
Spongebob:”Well there’s a bright side to this, Patrick.
Patrick:”What’s that?”
Spongebob:”This place might finally get some good shows.”
Patrick:”You have a point.”

Epilogue:
Zim did a great job as the new king of the Nicktoons.
Sure his rules were tough and a pain but they all had a good point.
He then had a giant statue of his creator of Jhonen Vasquez put next to the Slime Geyser which was a great sight.
He then had wanted posters of Plankton put all around the Kingdom that “If found bring to the king so he can tear the bug’s eye out”.
The Cars gang got even with the cast of Happy Feet cast by running them over and taking their Oscar which is now next to Doc’s Piston Cups at the Museum, also Happy Feet were banned from the Meetings like the other duds.
Futurama came back to Fox but later had to move to Comedy Central to be safe from football games.
The Comic leaders become great friends with the Azumanga Daioh girls and Calvin and Chiyo made a great couple cause Calvin is really 10 the same age Chiyo is.
The Comic leaders also got to work on another missile to destroy the Jetsons.
The Cartoon Cartoons still had trouble with live action show but when Chowder showed up things got better.
That’s it for now but who knows what might happen the next day for the cartoons.
The End.