Episode 1: Adventures Begin.
Chapter 1
The series of great events all started at a certain house where a ten-year old boy and his parents lived.
The boy known as Calvin Dastardly grandson of Dick Dastardly, wasn't like normal little boys. For starters, he could see a stuffed tiger as a real 6 foot talking tiger named Hobbes, and he had a large imagination with three alter egos; Spaceman Spiff, Stupendous Man and Tracy Bullet.
Not only that he and Hobbes been through a lot together when he was six, like going to Mars, fighting an army of killer Snow Goons, going camping on a rock that should have been blown off the face of the Earth for a long time and putting up with his parents, a bully with IQ lower then a nail, a girl that was mean, a crab teacher and worst of all, a teenage girl who should have been burned at a bonfire.
But today was going to be a different day for Calvin and Hobbes.
It's starts in Calvin's bedroom; he and Hobbes are in bed together sleeping peacefully.
Calvin was dreaming of his adventures as Spaceman Spiff.  Meanwhile, Hobbes was dreaming about roaming freely through a dense Indian jungle.  Suddenly, Calvin's alarm clock went off.  He slowly stirred, hit the snooze button, then rolled over and went back to sleep.  Not long after that, there was a banging on the bedroom door, which shook Calvin out of his slumbers.
Calvin's Mom: "Calvin!  Wake up already!"
Calvin rolled over in bed uneasily.  His mother knocked again.
Calvin's Mom: "You've got to get up and go to school!"
Calvin: "I don't wanna..."
At that point, his mother burst into the room.  She pulled him out of bed.
Calvin's Mom: "Now you get dressed right now!"
Calvin: "OK, OK..."
She then left the room.  Calvin picked out his clothes and started to get dressed.
From the bed, Hobbes watched him.
Hobbes: "Looks like another brilliant morning, eh, Calvin?"
Calvin: "Shut up, Hobbes, I'm not in the mood."
Once he was dressed, Calvin trudged to the kitchen.  He found his breakfast waiting for him on the table.  His eyes quickly focused on a bowl of mush in front of him.
Calvin: "What is this slop?"
Calvin's Mom: "That is some high-fiber oatmeal."
Calvin: "Couldn't I have a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs instead?"
Calvin's Mom: "It's not good for you to eat so much sugar!"
Calvin's Dad: "Better listen to your mother, Calvin.  When I was your age..."
Here, Calvin's father launched into a speech about building character.  Calvin didn't really listen, though.
He just tuned out the words and ate his oatmeal, patiently waiting for when he figured the lecture would end.  Once he was done with breakfast, his backpack was thrust into his arms, and he was hustled out the door to catch the bus.
As he walked to the bus stop, he saw how great the outside was and hard to think he would waste it at the place he hates more then anything.
He got to the bus stop.
Calvin: "Today might be just as bad as all the other school days."
He sighed and looked in a puddle.
All his life, he was kicked around cause he spaced out too much.
The only friend he had was Hobbes.
All the kids thought he was too weird to hang out with and he never got along with girls, namely Susie Derkins.
Speaking of which, she walked up next to him.
Susie: "Hi Calvin."
He didn't say a word and just stood there like a tree.
Susie: "You ok?"
Calvin: "No, and I don't wanna talk about it now."
Susie: "OK."
They stood there for bit till the bus came.
As Calvin took his seat.
He sighed again.  Just once, he wished he had human friends to hang out and understood his gift and Hobbes for who really was.
Calvin: "Maybe something might happen today that will change all this."
He took out his iPod with his 400 favorite songs and put on his large headphone for the ride ahead.
Later at the school....
Calvin took his seat in Miss Wormwood's class.  Eventually, the teacher came into the classroom.
Wormwood: “Good morning class.  We're going to start off with a pop quiz…”
All the kids in the classroom groaned.  As for Calvin, he was knocked for a loop.  He thought to himself, how could that old bag do this to me?!  Miss Wormwood passed the papers around.
Calvin looked down at the sheet before him.  He read the text, and started to feel sick.  
On the paper were more than a dozen word problems.  Calvin shuddered at the thought.  He hunkered down, and went to work on the first word problem.  It started like this: "If a train leaves Denver at 10 AM..."  That was as far as Calvin got.  Before he knew it, he was daydreaming again.  He dreamed he was Stupendous Man, flying along a railroad track snaking its way through the Rocky Mountains.
Suddenly, he came upon the train.  It had been stopped by a horde of Snow Goons!  He flew down to do battle.  One by one, he reduced the monsters to powder with one punch.  Finally, he came to the biggest Snow Goon of them all.  Stupendous Man leaped into the air, and charged the beast at full speed.  Then, just before he made impact...
Miss Wormwood: "Pencils down, children!"
Calvin was snapped back to reality.  He was horrified to see his unmarked paper.  Mrs. Wormwood came around, collecting the papers.  When she got to him, she looked at the paper, then gave Calvin the dirtiest look imaginable.
Miss Wormwood: "And what is this, Calvin?!"
Some of the other kids started to laugh.  Calvin was embarrassed.  He thought to himself, I wish I was with that giant Snow Goon.
No doubt I'd get better treatment from it than from Miss Wormwood!
Later on, in the schoolyard, Calvin was sitting by himself, trying to put the mess of the morning behind him.  Soon, he sensed a shadow over him.  Calvin had a bad feeling.  He thought, please don't let it be...  Then he heard a voice.
Moe: "Hey, Twinky!"
Calvin looked up.  Just as he feared, Moe the bully was standing over him.
Calvin: "What do you want, Moe?"
Moe: "How 'bout yer lunch money?"
In a fit of pique, Calvin stood up.  He wouldn't usually stand up to bullies, but today had been so bad, he was just too upset.
Calvin: "Listen, Moe!  I got kicked out of the house by my mom and dad, had to deal with Susie Derkins, and Miss Wormwood forced a word problem test on me!"
Moe listened to this rant with a straight face.
Finally, he calmly reached for the back of Calvin's pants, and quickly gave him a wedgie.  Calvin crumpled to the ground, as Moe looked down at him.
Moe: "Well, Twinky, looks like this ain't yer day."
The bully walked off, leaving Calvin in a heap.
After about a minute, Calvin picked himself up and painfully walked back inside the school.
Calvin: "That's it! I can't take any more! I wish I was someplace far away! Someplace like..."
He then saw a flyer. Interested, he went over to read it.
Calvin: "Come be a foreign exchange student in Japan, where you'll make new friends, learn about anime and manga, go on great field trips and leave all your worries behind."
Calvin's eyes had widened and his mouth fell open.
Calvin: "Hmmmmm, this could be good and it will, though if I go, I'll have to leave my old house and life."
He then thought for a bit more.
Calvin: "But if I stay, I'll have to put up with my rotten parents, the bratty girl, the crabby teacher, Moe the moron and worst of all, Rosalyn, and if I do leave, I could make real friends."
He thought a bit more and smiled big.
Calvin: “Looks like the next place for Hobbes and me is Japan!!!!"
He took the flyer off the wall with the website address and went home because school was over.
When he got home, he knew Hobbes was going to jump on him, but after having a rotten day, it might cheer him up, seeing his best friend in the world.
Calvin opened the door.
Calvin: "I'm home, get it over with."
Hobbes then jumped on him and hugged him big time.
Calvin couldn't help but hug him back.
Hobbes: "Hey, you ok? Usually, you get really mad when I do that."
Calvin: "After a day like this, I needed a best friend."
Hobbes smiled and they went in the house.
Later in Calvin's room....
They went in and sat on the bed.
Calvin then explained everything that happened to him that day, and about the flyer.
Hobbes: "You wanna go to Japan as an exchange student?"
Calvin: "Yup, anything to get away from these jerks."
Hobbes thought for a bit.
Hobbes: "What's so big about Japan?"
Calvin: "There's anime, manga, we'll make real friends who might understand us, and we'll be far away from the pain."
Hobbes just sat there.
Calvin: "The best part for you is the sushi, raw fish."
Hobbes' mouth fell open.
Hobbes: "Sign me up."
Calvin: "Cool."
Calvin went over to his Mac Book pulled up the website that was on the flyer and filled out the forum. He then sent it.
Calvin: "I hope they let me in, cause I wanna get out of here as soon as possible."
Hobbes:"Same here."
The sent forum went though the Internet until it reached Japan.
Meanwhile at a certain school, six young girls were in the schoolyard.
The youngest member of the gang with two very large pigtails was looking into space daydreaming she was kinda lonely, sure she had her five best friends but she wanted someone closer then that.
The girl's best friend placed a hand on her shoulder.
Osaka: "Hey, Chiyo Chan.  What are you thinking about?"
Chiyo Chan: "Oh, nothing really, Miss Osaka."
Osaka: "Just lettin' your mind wander, huh?  I do that all the time..."
Chiyo Chan couldn't bring herself to tell her friend what she had been really thinking.  That she wanted someone special in her life.
Her gaze shifted over to one of her other friends: a tall, beautiful girl with hair down to her hips.  She was sitting alone on a bench, doodling something in her notebook.  Suddenly, another girl came up to her.
Kagura: "Hey, Sakaki!  Whatcha drawin'?"
Sakaki: "Oh...hi, Kagura..."
Kagura: "Just doin' more of those kitty doodles, huh?"
At this point, another of Chiyo Chan's girl friends joined the group.
Tomo: "I bet you can't draw like Miss Sakaki, Kagura!"
Kagura: "What are you talking about, Tomo?"
Tomo: "She's better at you at everything, admit it!"
Kagura started to get angry.
Kagura: "She is not!"
Tomo: "She is and you know it!  She's faster than you, prettier than you, she's got bigger boobs..."
This made Sakaki blush and cross her arms over her chest. As for Kagura, she got really angry and grabbed Tomo by her school uniform blouse. Then the two got into a shouting match, until a tall girl in glasses came to break them up.
Yomi: "Tomo! Why can't you ever learn to keep your mouth shut?"
Tomo: "Kagura started it!"
Kagura: "I did not, it was you!"
Yomi: "Knock it off, both of you! We better be heading back to class!"
Tomo and Kagura straightened their blouses and started on their way back inside.  So did Chiyo Chan and the rest of her friends.
The six girls went the classroom.
They took their seats.
Just then, Miss Yukari came in.
Miss. Yukari: "Settle down, class, I have news about the exchange student from America,"
The class was puzzled.
Osaka: "When was that put out?"
Miss. Yukari: "Since last year, but no one signed up yet until today."
Chiyo Chan: "What's the student's name and is it a boy or girl?"
Miss Yukari: "It's a boy named Calvin Dastardly, he's ten years old and spends most of his time on his computer. He was the only student from his school to sign up. He also said he would love to know about Japan."
This made Chiyo Chan kinda happy. Until now, she was the only 10 year old in the entire school, but now she would have someone her own age, and maybe it would be the someone she needed besides her friends.
Miss. Yukari: "Since the student was the only one who signed up, he's in, but since no one signed up here, we'll let it pass."
This made the class wonder what the kid from the USA was like.
Osaka: "Has this student been told he is in?"
Miss Yukari: "Of course, Osaka, right after we got his e-mail we were really shocked so we e-mailed him back right away. Now onto class."
After going though class, the six girls went out to go home. They were still wondering about the new kid.
Chiyo Chan was thinking about him the most.
Osaka: "Gee, a foreign exchange student from America!"
Yomi: "I wonder what he'll be like..."
Tomo: "The American will be my new rival!"
Kagura: "So where will he stay?"
Chiyo Chan: "At my house."
At this, all the girls stopped short.
Osaka: "The American boy's gonna stay at your house, Chiyo Chan?"
Chiyo Chan: "Yes, I signed up to host the foreign exchange student. There's plenty of room at the house with me and Mr. Tadakichi!"
Tomo: "Well, be careful, Chiyo Chan!  With some handsome American boy in your house, who knows what might happen!"
Tomo laughed teasingly, then Yomi slugged her on the arm.
Yomi: "Cut it out, Tomo!"
But Chiyo Chan's heart skipped a beat.
Meanwhile, back in the USA, at Calvin and Hobbes' house....
The boys were in their room with the door locked to keep the parents out.  It was a good thing as well; Calvin's mom was making another bad dinner. Calvin was pacing back and forth waiting to get a reply from Japan. Meanwhile Hobbes was on the bed going over the Simpsons and Futurama books.
Calvin: "WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG?!!!!!!!!!!"
Hobbes: "Will you relax? It's only been six hours."
Calvin: "I know that. But if they don't reply by tomorrow, I'll have to go through the same torture again."
Just then...
Mac Book: "You got mail."
Calvin and Hobbes froze; Calvin went over to his computer and opened the mailbox.
As he read the e-mail his pupils shrink and his mouth fell open big time.
Hobbes: "What does it say?"
Calvin turned his chair around.
Calvin is a soft tone: "We're in."
Hobbes: "WE'RE IN?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Calvin: "YES!!!!! WE'RE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They both high-fived and hugged each other tight.
Hobbes: "We better see where we'll be staying in Japan cause we have to have a host there."
Calvin: "You have a point."
They went back to the computer and read the whole thing.
Calvin: "Hmmmm we'll be staying at the home of Chiyo Chan Mihama."
Hobbes: "Sounds like a girl’s name."
Calvin: "Good point, she can't be any worse then Susie."
Hobbes: "Yeah, maybe she's really nice."
Calvin: "Let's hope so, better e-mail them back."
Calvin then e-mailed them back.
Calvin: "Done. I even said where and when we’d arrive in Japan."
Hobbes: "That reminds me, how are we going to get to Japan? Your parents would never let you go."
Calvin: "Relax I have that planed out, but first we gotta pack up the entire room."
Hobbes: "...OK."
Calvin got out the Duffle bag that held a bottomless universe, and they started to pack up their stuff.
After packing all their clothes, and stuff that was all over the room, they figured that they should keep the most important stuff on the top and in Calvin's backpack.
Calvin: "Now for the cool stuff."
Hobbes: "Right."
They threw in the wireless modem, TV set, all the DVDs for Simpsons, Futurama, Garfield and Friends, Dilbert, The Critic, Undergrads, Home Movies, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Yu-Gi-Oh! and some of the Best movies, the PS3, Cars and Wall-E on Blu-Ray, the Simpsons Game for PS3, a Shark Tale Poster, an Invader Zim poster, six Yu-Gi-Oh! posters, a Simpsons Cast poster and a Cars poster all in frames, all 10 Alien action figures from Ben 10 Alien Force, an Inflatable Invader Zim chair, the Complete Far Side Books, a set of 148 die-cast Pixar Cars, 3 Cars street signs, 2 Cars custom license plates, a Cars keychain, a Cars RC pen, a Cars breakfast set, 9 Cars cards, 3 Cars pocket movies, 4 Cars Pez dispensers, 6 Cars racers, 3 Cars launchers, 8 McDonalds Cars, a Cars towel, The Art Of Cars book, a neon lamp of an Angel Fish he won at a fair on his first try, a disco ball, a disco ball lamp, a Simpsons spinning lamp, a snake lamp, a Simpsons Lava Lamp, 2 versions of Simpsons Monopoly, all the Pearls Before Swine Books, 48 Burger King Star Wars toys plus extras, 18 McDonalds Star Wars Bobble Heads, a Force Action Star Wars Light Saber, a Purple bean bag Peep, all 10 Garfield Magazines, 20 Burger King Yu-Gi-Oh! toys, 6 Burger King Simpsons toys, 16 Simpsons Calendars (1991-1995 and 1999-2009), an Invader Zim blanket, 11 Invader Zim stuffed toys, and 7 Invader Zim shirts.
They then added the Zim wallet with 1000 dollars that Dick Dastardly gave them, a case with 4 series of Simpsons Cards, 4 Back to the Future part II solar shades, 3 Fruit Twistable pencil toppers and 2 car sick band cause Calvin got really car sick to the belt pack.
Last but not least they added Simpsons Comics 1-150 plus re-prints, BartMan 1-6 plus reprint, Itchy and Scratchy 1-3, the first Simpsons Comics and Stories, all 10 Simpsons Illustrated Magazines, Simpson Summer Shindig 1-3, Simpsons Winter Wingding 1-3, Simpsons Super Spectacular 1-8, Bart Simpson’s Guide To Life, The Simpsons Guide To Springfield, The Simpsons 2 in 1 fun book, 8 Simpson Library of Wisdom books, The Simpsons and Futurama Crossover comics, Futurama comics 1-40 plus re-prints as well, The Futrama Returns comic, the 12 Burger King Pokemon toys and 12 rare cards in one of the cases, the iPod with really big headphones, the iPod’s plug, the cell phone, the cell phone’s plug, the Macbook, the Macbook’s plug, the wireless mouse and the Invader Zim mouse pad to the backpack with Zim pins, keychains, charms and clip-ons.
Calvin: "All set, Hobbes."
Hobbes: "OK, now how do we get to Japan?"
Calvin: "Grab the duffle bag and follow me."
They grabbed their stuff and snuck out of the house to the garage.
It was there they saw it, the Mean Machine, given to Calvin from his grandpa.
Hobbes: "OK, so we're taking the car Dick Dastardly and Muttley gave us, it won't get us there in one day."
Calvin: "It's more than that, my fine fluffy friend. Since we got it, I added another forum to it."  
Hobbes: "Besides the Dirty Truckster from Wake, Rattle and Roll, and the Rocket from that ride that made you want revenge on the Jetsons because of what they did to your grandpa and his dog?"
Calvin: "Correct. Watch and learn."
Calvin took the keys to the car out of his pocket and pressed a button. In no time flat, the Mean Machine turned into the DeLorean from Back To the Future.
Hobbes was shocked.
Hobbes: "You turned the car into a Time Machine Car?!!!!!"
Calvin: "Yes, it's better then the box, wouldn't you say?"
Hobbes thought for a bit.
Hobbes: "You got me there."
They threw their stuff in the back, and Calvin put on the clothes his grandpa gave him and added his green sunglasses he mangled to get. They got in the car and buckled up.
Hobbes: "Hey, won't your parents get mad because we went to Japan?
Calvin: "Not to worry, I left a note on my door saying where we're going. Besides, with the time machine, we'll be back before we left."
Hobbes: "OK, so next stop, Japan?"
Calvin: "Well, first, we gotta go to a Walmart to get our host a gift. It's the least we can do for letting us stay at her house."
Hobbes: "OK, that's really sweet of you."
The DeLorean blasted off to the Walmart where Calvin got the perfect gift for their host. Then, switching to flight mode, the car blasted into the time vortex.
Later, the next day in Japan...
Early that morning, Chiyo Chan woke up. She rubbed her eyes and then looked at her faithful dog asleep at the foot of her bed. Soon, he woke up as well.
Chiyo: "Good morning, Mr. Tadakichi!"
The dog barked in response.
Chiyo Chan then got out of bed, undressed and went to the bathroom. First she relieved herself and then took her shower.
All the while, her mind drifted to the American boy who would be coming to stay at her house.  What would he be like? Would they get along? She kept thinking this as she dried herself off and got dressed. After that, she went down to the kitchen. First, she cooked her lunch for the day. Then she made breakfast for the household. As she cooked, she sang to herself.
Chiyo: "Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun, now it's time to take a break and see what we have done!"
When she finished, she sat and ate. Once again, she found her thoughts wandering towards the foreign exchange student who was coming. Soon, she was getting ready for school, and was out the door. She headed for school, with her mind occupied. Soon enough, she heard a voice.
Osaka: "Hey, Chiyo Chan!"
Chiyo Chan looked up to see her best friend.
Chiyo: "Good morning, Miss Osaka."
Chiyo Chan and Osaka went on their way to school together. As they walked, they chatted a bit.
Osaka: "So, Chiyo Chan, when do ya think the American will be here?"
Chiyo: "I'm not sure. Maybe Miss Yukari can tell us."
Osaka: "I bet he'll have a lot to tell us about America..."
Chiyo Chan's mind began to drift, tuning out her friend's babbling. Once again, she was pondering her future guest.
After a few minutes, Osaka's shouting snapped Chiyo Chan back to reality.
Osaka: "Chiyo Chan! Look out!"
Osaka's warning was too late. Chiyo Chan tripped over the curb as they crossed the street. The girl fell flat on her face, and the back of her skirt flew up, exposing her underpants, which had a pattern of little teddy bears on them.
Osaka: "Chiyo Chan, are you all right?"
Chiyo Chan looked up at Osaka. Before she could answer, she heard a loud cackle.
Tomo: "Ha ha ha! Teddy butt! Teddy butt!"
Chiyo Chan looked up, and saw Tomo doubled over with laughter. Next to her, Yomi was glowering at her. Then Sakaki and Kagura joined them. Sakaki kneeled by Chiyo Chan and helped her up.
Sakaki: "Let me help you, Chiyo Chan."
Chiyo: "Thank you, Miss Sakaki.”
Sakaki: "What happened?"
Osaka: "We were just walkin' along, and Chiyo Chan was about to trip over the curb.  I told her to watch out, but I was too late."
Yomi: "Didn't you see the curb?"
Chiyo: "No, I didn't. My mind was occupied."
Tomo: "Chiyo Chan, you shouldn't let your mind wander. That's Osaka's job!"
Yomi gave Tomo a dirty look as Chiyo Chan brushed herself off.
Kagura: "Come on, girls. We've got to get to school!"
So all the girls went on their way to the school.
Later at the school, in Miss Yukari's class...
The girls were seated with the other kids. Just then, Miss Yukari came in and sat at her desk.
Miss Yukari: "Class, I have news about the exchange student."
This shocked the girls. Chiyo Chan was worried if he was still going to come and it scared her if he wasn't coming.
Miss Yukari: "Just last night, we got an e-mail from him saying he'll be showing up in Japan today, at the airport parking lot at 1:00 PM our time."
This really shocked the girls, seeing the student was coming in one day.
Osaka: "Wow, he must be on a fast jet...."
Tomo: "If he's coming by a jet, why would he show up at the parking lot?"
Miss Yukari: "I don't know, Tomo, but it would be great if someone was there to greet him when he shows up."
Chiyo Chan: "Looks like I'll have to go.  I am his host and it would be great if my five best friends came with me."
The other five girls agreed to go with Chiyo Chan to greet the student.
Miss Yukari: "All right, you six can go. Make sure he gets to the house in one piece."
The girls left the school.
By the time they got to the airport, it was almost 1:00 PM.
Later, in the parking lot...
Osaka: "Well, here we are..."
Yomi: "Yeah, but where is the student?"
Sakaki: "Maybe his plane is late?"
Chiyo Chan: "It can't be. There were no planes coming from America coming today."
Tomo: "This better not be a joke! I wouldn't be surprised if he came out of thin air."
Just then, the DeLorean blasted out of thin air, shocking the girls’ big time, and causing their skirts to go up, showing their panties.  The car then stopped in the lot.  The girls watched in awe.
Tomo: "Man, I better watch what I say now."
Yomi: "I knew you would say that one day."
Osaka: "Think that's the student in that car?"
Chiyo Chan: "We better see...."
The girls walked over to the DeLorean. Just then one of the doors opened, scaring the girls.
To be continued…