Chapter 6: The Return to Histeria Town.
Pure black is seen, nothing else.
Just then, a bunch of numbers start flashing all over the place.
But then, a bunch of images start to flash by as well, which is of all the heroes but Bart and Voltage getting sucked into the vortex that was at Pelican Bay Beach.
Inside the vortex, we see the heroes hanging on to each other, but then the heroes are being pulled in different directions, Milhouse gets sent one way, Lisa, Mimi and Mimi’s Pikachu being sent another way, Rally and May get sent another way, Itchy and Scratchy get sent another way, Fry, Leela and Bender were the last three hanging onto each other, but then a powerful force pulled Bender off his friends.
Then Fry and Leela were sent another way as Bender was sent to who knows where.
Then it was pure black again.
Just then an alarm went off.
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
We then see Bender in a small dark room, sleeping standing up, his eye cover then raises.
Bender:”HEY!!!! WHA...WHAT’S GOING ON?!!!!!!”
Bender then sees his antenna’s ringing.
He then pushes his antenna down to turn off the ringing.
The antenna pops back up.
Bender:”Ahhhh, it was all a dream!”
He then stretches.
Bender:”Well, better hit the beach with the guys!”
He then sees the closet’s doorknob is missing.
Bender:”HEY! Where the knob go?!”
He looks around the closet.
Bender:”And where is all the stuff that was in the closet with me?!”
He then sees a button on the other side of the closet.
Bender:”Maybe that will help.”
He presses the button and the back wall goes up.
Bender is then shocked at what he sees.
He sees the back of his apartment where Fry and Leela sleep.
He walks in really nervous.
He looks around a bit more.
Bender:”This is not good!”
He looks out the window and sees he’s back in New New York City in the 3000’s.
Bender:”REALLY not good!”
He then leaves the apartment and leaves the Robot Arms Apartment building.
He looks around the city but sees no humans, aliens or even animals around the entire area.
Bender:”OK, this is weird.”
He walks around the city for a bit and sees only the robots are still working and doing their jobs, but still no humans, aliens or animals are around anywhere in the city at all.
Bender:”OK, where is everybody?!!!!!!”
Voice next to Bender:”Good morning Mr. Bender.”
Bender looks around sees no one, but then looks down and sees Tinny Tim the young robot orphan with a crutch for an arm and a bent leg.
Bender:”Oh, morning Tinny Tim.”
Tinny Tim:”Have you seen any humans or other living things this morning?”
Bender:”No, not one.”
Tinny Tim:”Me ether, which really worries me.”
Bender:”Me too shorty.”
Tinny Tim:”You find it odd?”
Tinny Tim:”Well, the only ones still doing their jobs are the robots, not one human, alien or animal has been seen all day.”
Bender thinks for a bit.
Bender:”Good point kid.”
Tinny Tim:”Maybe the New New York City Police can help?”
Bender:”Might as well try.”
The two robots walk off to the New New York City Police Department.
As they were walking they saw a door to a building door get smashed open and a bunch of laptop computers with legs run out.
Laptop 1:”WE’RE FREE!!!! WE’RE FREE!!!!! WE’RE FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!”
Laptop 2:”NO MORE BAD VERSIONS OF THE MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!!!!!!!”
Laptop 3:”RUN FOR IT GUYS, BEFORE THEY FIND US!!!!!”
The Laptops run off.
The Robots saw everything.
Tinny Tim:”That was odd.”
The robots then made it to the Police Department.
But when they got there, only URL was working.
URL:”Sorry guys, we’re closed at the moment. Aaaaaahhhhh yeah.”
Tinny Tim:”Why’s that my good sir?”
URL:”Well for starters, no one else came in today but me. Not even the chief showed up which is VERY strange. Cause she NEVER missies work.”
This makes Bender and Tinny Tim worry.
URL:”Also something is driving these computers crazy.”
Sure enough the laptops that broke out of the building from before along with a bunch of others were in the police station shivering like scared mice.
Bender:”THIS is bad.”
URL:”You two better get to safety and tell the other robots what’s going on.”
Tinny Tim:”Right away, officer.”
Bender and Tinny Tim then leave the station.
Bender:”Well, I don’t know what to do now, but find my friends or figuring out what’s going on.”
Tinny Tim:”Perhaps, that nice Professor you work with could help us?”
Bender thinks for a bit.
Bender:”It’s worth a shot.”
The two robots made their way to Planet Express.
But when they got there the front doors were opened.
Bender:”OK, that’s not good.”
They went inside, only to see no one there.
Tinny Tim:”Who’s Scruffy?”
Then went into the break room, there saw something that shocked them both big time!
It was was Professor Fransworth duct taped to the wall over the couch with a gag in his mouth.
Tinny Tim:”What happened to him?”
Bender:”I don’t know, but we should at least get that gag out of his mouth so he can tell us what’s going on.”
Bender was about to untie the Professor’s gag when...
Voice off screen:”Don’t touch that gag!!!!!!”
Both the robots turned and saw the voice had come from Nibbler who was wearing his flight suit instead of his normal cape, boots and diaper.
Bender:”There you are three eyes, why can’t I touch the gag?”
Nibbler:”If the gag is out of his mouth, the Professor will say non-stop trash about wanting to write very lame copies of movies!”
Both the robots back away from the Professor.
Bender:”Alright three eyes, you’re a guardian tell us what’s going on!”
Nibbler:”OK, come with me to the meeting room. But it’s a long story.”
They went into the meeting room.
Once they go in the meeting room the main computer shows a lot of bad fanfiction parodies are overflowing the internet.
They take their seats at the table.
Bender:”OK shorty, what’s going on?”
Nibbler:”Alright, but I need to start from the beginning. Bender, before you went to the beach with the others did anything weird happen?”
Bender:”Well, not before, but on the first night Bart said he had a weird dream where he was chosen to wield one of out of fifteen powerful keys to save the universe fro creatures known at the Parodies.”
Nibbler:”Hmmmmm, it’s beginning....”
Nibbler:”I’ll explain in a bit, but do you remember what else happened at the beach before you came here?”
Bender:”Yeah, the next night was the night of the fireworks show, a massive thunderstorm started, then this energy vortex opened in the sky, then an army of glowing eyes were seen, then to top it all off the vortex sucked all of us but Bart and his team into it!”
Nibbler:”Do you remember what happened in the vortex?”
Bender:”Well, I do remember everyone being separated from each other, I held onto Fry and Leela as hard as I could but I was forced away from them and they were gone. Then for some odd reason I woke up in the front of my apartment in the future and on the way here only the robots are working, with computers freaking out. What does that mean?”
Nibbler:”It means the fate of all things creative and good are in grave danger!”
Nibbler:”What Bart was telling was true, he is a chosen one, but he wasn’t the only one at the beach.”
Bender:”What do you mean? One of our other friends was a chosen one as well?”
Nibbler:”Not just one, besides Bart, our other nine friends were chosen ones as well!”
Nibbler:”Yes, Lisa, Mimi, Milhouse, Fry, Leela, Itchy, Scratchy, Rally and May are also chosen ones as well!”
Bender:”What about me?”
Nibbler:”You can’t be a chosen one, to be a chosen one you need a brain and a heart, which you lack since you are a robot.”
Tinny Tim:”He has a point.”
Bender:”OK, but why were we separated and why would who ever is in charge of those creature do that to us?”
Nibbler:”Since they were the chosen ones, the army that was in link with the creatures separated our friends and you so their keys wouldn’t activate to make sure they would win. They sent our nine friends to other worlds and sent you home since you were a robot and were not affected by the Parodies. A bright side is, after everyone was separated, Bart’s key the FoxBlade activated to fight the creatures that were at the beach before he and his team were sent to another world as well.”
Bender:”But who’s in link with those creatures?”
Nibbler:”They are called The Lesser Known Shows Army.”
Tinny Tim:”That’s a long name.”
Nibbler:”It is. They are an army of shows that never had love, fame, good writers, good characters, good stories, a fanbase, respect, had a short run and were forgotten when better shows were made. So they all teamed up, made the worst creatures in the universe so they could take over the entire universe by destroying the worlds of all the creative and popular shows, movies, comics and games so they would be all that was left and they would get the fame the good stuff once had!”
Bender:”Wow, these are guys ARE evil! So the creatures they made are called the Parodies like Bart said?”
Nibbler:”Correct! The Parodies are the meanest creatures ever made! They have the powers to take over any living things’ brain drain ALL their creativity, feelings, love and memories for loved ones and make them write non-stop fanfiction parodies till what they parody is awful and is no longer good. Plus the more Parodies written the stronger the creatures get.”
Nibbler:”It only gets worse from there. Once the creature that has been taken over has written so many Parodies they turn into a Parody as well. With enough Parodies they can find all fifteen Keyholes on a planet, enter the Keyholes to the planet’s core and destroy the planet!”
Tinny Tim:”Oh Dear, is there anyway to stop them?”
Nibbler:”There are a lot ways to stop them. The biggest one is, if just one Keyhole is sealed the Parodies can’t destroy a planet. With each Keyhole sealed the Parodies get weaker and weaker. Once all fifteen are sealed the Parodies are gone from that world forever.”
Bender:”That’s good. But why is everyone going crazy in the future if this battle is taking place in the past when we left Bart at the beach?”
Nibbler:”The Parodies are sending their waves of evil though the time gateway in the Simpsons’ living room in the past to New New York City in our time or they got though the gateway as well, cause they show up without anyone knowing. Which is why only the robots are acting normal and all the living creatures are going crazy.”
Nibbler:”Yes, like I said before the Parodies only have effect on living creatures, so all the robots and machines are safe.”
Bender:”That’s good, but what happened to the Professor?”
Nibbler:”When I sensed what was happening, I left the apartment got here as fast as I could, when I saw the Professor written non-stop parodies, I knocked him out, ducted tapped him to the wall and gagged him before he could write any more bad stories allowing him to become a Parody himself. Must have been before the vortex sent you back here. I also been trying to find ways to locate the others in the past and to contact my people for help.”
Bender:”Well done puffball. Do you know who or what is in this Lesser Knowns army?”
Nibbler:”No, not yet, but all that now matters now is we go though the time gateway to the past, find a vortex and then find our friends and their KeyBlades before they are gone. You’ll be safe since the Parodies have no effect on you, but to keep me safe I better hide in your chest.”
Bender:”Why are you coming?”
Nibbler:”Cause with my mind powers, I can sense the others are, expect Fry cause of his lack of a Delta brainwave, but if we find Leela, we’ll find Fry as well. Besides you can’t do it by yourself.”
Bender:”OK, you can come. But I’m in charge till we find the others.”
Tinny Tim:”Excuse me?”
Bender and Nibbler turn to Tinny Tim
Tinny Tim:”Is there anything I could do while you guys are gone?”
Nibbler:”Yes, make sure the Professor is safe, find all the robots you can find for help and make sure the no more Parodies get though the time gateway in case they are here, if more do get though, New New York City is doomed. Let’s get going Bender!”
Bender:”Anything to save my best friends.”
With Nibbler on his shoulder, Bender went though the time gateway back to Springfield in the past.
Tinny Tim:”Good luck gentlemen!”
Once Bender and Nibbler were in the past, they left the Simpsons’ house though a window to keep the front door locked and went into Springfield.
Nibbler:”It’s a good thing the Lesser Knowns did not know about the time gateway.”
Bender:”You got that right.”
They then saw Springfield was empty and quiet.
Bender:”You think the Parodies are attacking the people now?”
Nibbler sniffs a bit.
Nibbler:”Can’t sense or small any Parodies in the area as of now. The towns people must be inside safe from them.”
Bender:”OK, but now how do we find a way to get another world?”
Nibber:”That won’t be hard cause here comes a vortex!”
Bender looked up, sure enough a giant vortex was in to the sky.
Nibbler then hid in Bender’s chest.
Nibbler:”Remember, keep your door closed until we land or we may never find the others.”
Bender:”Well, here we go again!”
The vortex sucks Bender and Nibbler in to who knows where.
Meanwhile in deep space.....
Nothing but stars and planets are seen.
Bart’s voice:”Space, there sure is a lot of it. Filled with planets for different shows, games, comics and movies. Right now the worlds are being attacked by dark creatures who feed on creativity and forgotten shows that could have been written better by staplers. The only way to save the worlds is to find the other nine KeyBlades and their wielders. Sadly we do not know where to find them or who the wielders are yet. To top it off, my girlfriend, my sister and my best friends are who knows where in this massive universe and we haven’t found any of them yet as well. Cause right we are at in interstellar gas station fulling the ship on the way back to Histeria Town to ask for help about some keychains.”
Sure enough the Magnet Falcon has parked at a space gas station being filled up by Plucky who is working the gas pump. Bart with Voltage are outside next to the ship in front of the outside dome. Bart was holding a large Squishiee with two straws for him and Voltage.
Plucky:”We kind of already know that part, Bart.”
Bart:”I know, I just wanted the readers to know as well.”
Bart and Voltage wink at the camera.
Plucky:”If you say so. Hey Sneezer how’s our fuel tank doing?”
Inside the Falcon, Sneezer is looking at the fuel gage on the dashboard.
The fuel arrow is pointing past F.
Sneezer:”We’re past the F.”
Plucky:”That’s good, we’re all fueled up.”
Bart:”We better get the others and get going.”
Plucky:”Right. Wait in the ship Sneezer, we’ll be right back.”
Pluckly, Bart and Voltage go into the gas station store to get the others.
They saw their friends were all over the store, Hamton was stuffing himself with nachos, Dib and Gretchen were reading magazines from other worlds, Zim and Gaz were playing PONG in the arcade part of the store, Gir and Mini-Moose were sharing a giant soda.
Plucky:”Hey guys, the ships fueled up, let’s get cracking.”
The others stopped what they were doing, payed for what they needed, left the store and got in the ship.
The Magnet Falcon then blasted though the pipe exit and into deep space.
Inside the ship...
Hamton:”You know since we’re going back to Histeria Town, we should call the castle and tell them what’s going on so far.”
Plucky:”Good point my fine swine. Computer! Patch us though to WB Castle!”
On the computer screen, it showed a call going though till, it was answered by Pinky and The Brain in the control room.
Pinky:”Hey guys! Zort!”
The Brain:”Hello boys, I hope we hear more good news then bad news this time.”
Plucky:”Well, this time we do have good news, boys.”
Pinky:”That good, what is it? Narf.”
Plucky:”Well for starters, we found four more Wielders and two robots!”
Plucky points to Zim, Gaz, Dib, Gretchen, Gir and Mini-Moose
The Brain:”Good job boys, which keys do they wield?”
Bart:”Zim wields the DisintegrateBlade.”
Plucky:”Dib wields the FriendshipBlade.”
Hamton:”Gaz wields the DeathBlade.”
Sneezer:”And Gretchen wields the KindnessBlade.”
Pinky:”That’s good boys, but you still have nine to go and then find the king.”
The Brain:”They know that Pinky. What else do you have to tell us?”
Plucky:”Well, we battled and killed a lot of members of the Lesser Known Show Army.”
Plucky:”Sneezer? Your journal?”
Sneezer then hands Plucky the small journal.
Plucky:”Kinda small, kid.”
Sneezer:”Oh, you have to enlarge it first. Press the button on the cover.”
Plucky does press the button, the journal then enlarges to normal sized book.
Plucky:”Now here’s everyone we killed and battled so far.”
Pinky:”This is going to be good.”
Plucky:”On the planet Vasquezia, where we found Zim and his pals, we killed two bad alien shows, battled eight forgotten nicktoons and one nicktoon that didn’t even put up much of a fight.”
The Brain:”Who did you kill?”
Plucky:”Two stick figure aliens by the names of Kaput and Zosky.”
The Brain:”Never heard of them.”
Plucky:”And then we also killed three moron martians, their robot dog and three worthless kids.”
Pinky:”Wait, were those the Butt Ugly Martians?”
Zim:”You got that right.”
Pinky:”Oh, thank goodness, that one of the worst shows Rob worked on since Coconut Fred, Jess hated it too.”
Plucky:”Glad you boys agree.”
The Brain:”So, the other shows you only battled them and they got away?”
Plucky:”Yes, the only one we didn’t have to fight was the Secret Show, which fainted after Bart said there was better stuff from England before them.”
The Brain:”What a bunch of spineless losers”
Plucky:”They were. Now the other eight shows were a little hard to fight, but we beat them.”
The Brain:”And they were?”
Plucky:”They were, four weird kids who Bart and his Pokemon clobbered, a family of secret agents who Dib took care of, a rockstar and his family who were beaten by Hamton, some stupid barnyard animals who Zim fought, some video game person who Gretchen beat up, two ugly weird shaped boys who were beaten by me and Hamton, a boy and his snake who were hurt badly by Gaz and the robots and two ugly ducks who looked more like frogs who I beat the living daylights out of for giving ducks a bad name!”
Pinky:”Wow. Then who did you guys fight?”
Plucky:”Well, at the Woo-Fuu Battle Arena, we fought a fat guy who was disguised as a guy with five fingers who hired a bunched of high powered animals who were not part of the Lesser Known Shows Army to fight us, it was made up of, a wizard cockroach, a tough ant who had panda allergies, a toy robot, two human shaped creatures who talked weird, three small cats, a short tough moose with robot antlers, an old legless gargoyle, a man hating cat witch, an evil green rabbit, a germ hating hamster and a disco loving goldfish in a solid gold robot suit. But we don’t have to worry about them since they aren’t part of the army.”
The Brain:”That’s good.”
Pinky:”What happened next?”
Plucky continues to read:”On Comic Stripsville, it was only three forgotten shows that were hurt badly, it was made of four badly made cardboard cutout kids, three short kids and a team of losers who didn’t put up much of a fight.”
Plucky:”Now the ones that were killed were seven Calvin and Hobbes’ extras, eight Garfield and Friends’ extras and thirteen REALLY bad family comic strips who died worst ways ever thought up.”
Pinky:”Was Family Circus one of them.”
Plucky:”Yes, they were filled full of lead by the cast of Pearls Before Swine.”
Pinky:”Oh good, I hate that strip, that creator was a jerk!”
The Brain:”Ah yes, the time you complained about that strip, which caused you to become President, only for that jackass of a cartoonist to ruin it and almost got me sent to jail.” (The Pink Candidate)
Plucky:”Who could forget that! Well, right now we are on our way back to Histeria Town to have Father Time or Toast look at some stuff we found. We’ll call you back once more news comes up. Signing off boys.”
They all salute the mice, who salute back, the transmission ends.
Bart:”Well, that was fun.”
Plucky:”It was and look what’s coming up!”
Outside the ships windows Histeria Town is seen.
Plucky:”Welcome to Histeria Town new Wielders.”
The Magnet Falcon lands in the parking lot and everyone gets out.
Plucky:”Before we go back in, here’s your next spell Bart, the power of cure, which will allow you to heel us if we get hurt.”
Plucky snaps his fingers and Bart gets the spell.
The heroes then make their way though the large doors to Histeria Town.
Just then they saw Pepper by a mailbox.
The heroes went over to her.
Pepper:”Hi guys, welcome back. Any luck so far?”
Bart:”Well, we saved three worlds and found four of the Wielders (Bart points at Zim, Gaz, Dib and Gretchen who wave.) killed two bad shows, thirteen bad comic strips and fifteen extras and to top if off we sent twelve bad shows and a fat guy who my dad hates back to their base like the cowards they are!”
Pepper:”WOW! You guys had a busy day!”
Plucky:”Yes, we did!”
Hamton:”Do you happen to know where Toast is?”
Pepper:”He’s at the secret waterway with Charity. You’ll find it in the alleyway. Can’t miss it.”
Bart:”Cool, thanks Pepper!”
The heroes then make their way to the doors that lead to the second district.
Bart:”OK everyone, before we got though that doorway stay on your toes! The place could be infested with Parodies even more dangerous then the ones from other worlds! So stay together! Let’s move!”
They go though the doorway to the second district.
Once they got to the second district, it was REALLY quiet with nothing there.
Bart:”Toooooo quiet. Be ready to fight, till we get to the alleyway.”
The heroes jump to where the door to the alleyway is.
But once they did, the Parodies came out of the ground and there were a lot of them!
Bart:”Well, so much for easy way to find the others. Destroy the Parodies!”
The heroes fought the Parodies till they were gone.
Once they knew it was safe, they went though the door to the alleyway.
When they got to the alleyway, more Parodies showed up.
The heroes fought they off till the saw the waterway behind an iron bar fence.
All together they pushed the fence down and went into the waterway.
After going though the waterway they saw Toast practicing with his sword and Charity watching him.
Toast:”Hey guys, you’re back!”
Charity:”How did it go so far?”
Bart:”It’s a long story as of now.”
Toast:”We have time.”
Plucky:”Well, we found four other Wielders with two small robots, killed two bad shows, thirteen bad comic strips and fifteen extras. Plus we defeated twelve bad shows and a fat stupid guy who we sent running back to their base!”
Toast:”Well done, you must have sent them back to the Tower of Darkness!”
Gaz:”Tower of Darkness?”
Charity:”It used to be known as the Tower of Light and Hope or just Tower of Light for short, but the Lesser Knowns took over it and turned it to pure Darkness. They then made it one of their headquarters.”
Bart:”What do you mean by one of their headquarters?”
Toast:”Their other headquarters is at the Edge of the Universe, where they make the Parody Creatures and send them to all planets to invade and destroy them.”
Bart:”So what is the Tower of Darkness for?”
Charity:”They use that place as their base of operation for the Leaders to watch the planets get destroyed and send their soldiers and goons to planets to conquer.”
Plucky:”So, who are the leaders?”
Toast:”We’re not sure, but they are made of six of the WORST shows ever drawn. They are the ones who made the army and will stop at nothing to make sure everything creative is dead and they are the ONLY ones left for people to watch.”
The heroes are shocked.
Gretchen:”Why do they want to destroy everything creative?”
Charity:”They are mad at the other shows, movies, comics and games cause they have more love, fans and plot to them. While they are left in the gutter with nothing and are forgotten.”
Toast:”They figure if they use the Parodies to destroy everyone’s creativity the Parodies will destroy their worlds leaving the Lesser Known Shows the only ones left, so they’ll be loved instead.”
The heroes are quiet.
Zim:”That’s just plan stupid! Just cause other shows and other things have more fans and better stories, they hate them?”
Toast:”That’s the Lesser Knows in a nutshell.”
Dib:”These guys are crazy!”
Toast:”Which is why you guys have to stop them by locking all fifteen keyholes on each planet the Parodies will be gone from that world forever. So how many have you locked?”
Plucky:”Well, we only been to three planets so far, which are Vazquezia, The Woo-Fuu Battle Arena, Comic Stripsville.”
Bart:”And only six keyholes on those three planets have been locked, that’s the five of us and Buster who keeps getting ahead of us.”
Toast:”Hmmmm, not bad so far. But you still need the other nine wielders and their keys.”
Plucky:”Well, that’s a downside we don’t even know who they are.”
Hamton:”Yeah, it was luck that helped us find Bart and the others.”
Toast:”Well, maybe luck will help you know who the others are.”
Bart:”Hey Toast, do you happen to know anything about these keychains we found?”
Bart shows him the H and B keychains.
Toast:”Where did you find them?”
Bart:”Some kid gave us the H keychain and the B keychain popped out of the keyholes on Comic Stripsville.”
Toast:”I’m not sure, but maybe Father Time knows. You should go see him. I heard he has some news about new magic items.”
Bart:”We might as well. Come on guys.”
They left the waterway back to the alley.
Once they were in the alley, the Parodies showed up like crazy.
The heroes killed them off like weak ants.
They then went though the doorway to second district.
Once they went though the doorway, more Parodies showed up, the heroes fought them off as well, till they got to the doorway to the first district.
They went though the doorway to the first district, where it was safe.
Plucky:”Glad at least this place is Parody free.”
Hamton:”You know, after you fight off fifty or more of those creatures, it gets kinda easy.”
Plucky:”Good point, my fine swine.”
The heroes then go to Father Time’s store.
They went in the store.
Father Time then saw them.
Father Time:”Ah, you guys are back. How’s the war going so far?”
Bart:”We’ll explain later, but Toast said you might know something about these keychains.”
Bart shows him the keychains.
Father Time:”Hmmmm, I think I do know about these, but can you guys do me a favor while I look them over?”
Father Time pulls a large book from behind the counter.
The book has a purple cat on the cover and the title reads ‘Metropolis’.
Father Time:”Can you deliver this book to a house that’s behind the giant red door in the third district. The owners needed it to be repaired, I did the best I could, but some of the pages are still missing.”
Bart:”What is the book for?”
Father Time:”The owners said it’s needed to stop the Lesser Known Shows Army, they’ll explain what it’s for when they get it.”
Bart:”Might as well, if it will stop those losers.”
Bart takes the book.
Father Time:”Be carful getting there.”
Zim:”After what we been though, there is nothing can scare us now.”
The heroes leave the store and head to the third district.
They go though the door to it.
Once they went though the door, the Parodies showed up like crazy.
The heroes killed them as fast as they could until they saw the giant red door.
They ran to the door and pushed it open.
Once they went though the door, they were safe for now.
It was then they saw the small house on a small island surrounded by water, then they saw five giant rocks to jump over to it.
Once they got over the rocks, they got to the island and went inside the small house.
Inside it was pitch black.
Bart:”Hey! Where is everyone?!”
Plucky:”This better not have been a joke!”
Voice off screen:”It wasn’t, we just forgot to set everything up.”
The heroes turned and saw a teenage girl with long blonde hair with a wand.
Young girl:”Hi, I’m Sabrina Spellmen.”
Sabrina:"Yep. I'm glad you guys are here. Now we can get started."
Sabrina:"Yep. For your training. Your king arranged for you guys to come here so you guys can learn stronger magic."
Plucky:"Wait a minute. Training? You guys know magic?"
Sabrina:"Of course. I’m a witch."
Dib:*Intrigued*Really? That's so cool! I don't think I'd met another witch before, well, I did meet someone who knew magic if that counts."
Gretchen:"Wow, Sabrina Spellman. The name does seem a bit familiar."
Sabrina:"Well, of course. I had my cartoon series, two actually. three, if you count the older version, but she was actually someone different."
Gaz:"Really? What happened to her?"
Sabrina:"eh, don't know."
Plucky:"So let me get this straight. King Buster arranged for us to come here so you would train us to make our magic stronger?"
Bart:"So is this place your home? Where is everything?"
Sabrina:"Oh, I almost forgot."
She pulls out a suitcase and opens it. And several types of furniture appears by magic, including a lamp as well as the light instantly coming on.
Hamton:"Nice magic you got there Sabrina."
Plucky:"Pfff, I can do that."
Hamton:"Really? Have you done it before?"
Plucky:"Errr, well, not exactly. But I almost can. I have quite a lot of spells, almost like a million."
Gaz:"Why didn't you have your furniture set up before?"
Sabrina:"We just got here. It's been rough lately."
Sneezer:"We know what you mean. All the nonsense going on with the parodies and the lesser knowns and such. Good thing we fought as many as we could and got to where we are now."
Sabrina:"Sounds like you guys had a wild ride."
Zim:"You have no idea. All the lesser known we had to fight and killing off many goons."
Sabrina:"Wow, how many did you guys get?"
Dib:"Lets just say, much more than we can count."
Sabrina:"You guys sound like you really worn yourselves out. Maybe you should take it easy for a while."
Bart:"Not too much. It was actually pretty easy. Considering how weak their goons are."
Gaz:"Yeah, it makes me wonder why they haven't hired stronger goons."
Dib:"I'm sure they're only going for the really bad characters as shields more or less. After all, they need to keep their actual army for as long as they can."
That moment, two women, a cat and a boy Sabrina's age all appeared magically.
One of the aunts, Hilda:"Oh, nice. You got the furniture all set up."
Other Aunt Zelda:"And they're here."
Salem:"Those are the Wielders?"
Zelda:"Yep. *To the trainers* Hi, I'm Zelda. *Pointing to Hilda* And this is my sister Hilda."
Hilda:"Hello. We're Sabrina's aunts."
Gaz:"Her aunts, huh?"
Salem:"Hey, you forgot me. I'm their cat."
Gir:"Oooh, a talking cat."
Hamton:"We have a cat friend too, only he doesn't talk."
Salem:"I used to be a wizard."
Dib:"Really? What happened?"
Salem:"I rather not talk about it."
Zim:”You sound familiar to me.”
Salem:”Really? Who do I sound like?”
Zim:”You sound like a beaver who has a brother who’s one of closet friends.”
Salem:”Hmmmm, doesn’t ring a bell.”
Zim:”Might come to you one day.”
Harvey:"Hey, don't forget me. I'm Harvey, Sabrina's boyfriend."
Bart:"We have the book you asked for."
He hands Hilda and Zelda the book.
Zelda:"*Taking the book*Thank you."
They started to look over the book.
Sabrina:"*To the heroes*Ready to start training?"
Plucky:"Ready? When am I NOT ready?"
Sabrina:"Alright. As well as Plucky doing stronger magic spells, Hamton you'll be learning more tricks with your shield, the Keybladers will also learn stronger magic with their blades, and Bart will learn how to summon his Pokemon."
Bart:"Whoa, really? I can learn to summon my Pokemon? Awesome!"
Sabrina:"Great, lets go."
Over the next few minutes, Sabrina trained the heroes. She first helped Plucky do more and stronger spells and Hamton stronger magic on his shield while Harvey and Salem sat in a chair, watching them and Hilda and Zelda looked over the book. Plucky was learning his next spell, making two or more objects appear in different places to attack more enemies. Two more wads of magic came Hampton's way. Prepared, he lifted up his shield, and bounced both of them to the tow sticks separate from each other and hit both of them.
Hamton:"I did it! I got both in one try"
Harvey:"Wow, that's amazing."
Sabrina:"That's good. Keep practicing."
Salem:"Yeah, great. Now lets see you get three at a time."
Sabrina:"Don't rush him, Salem. This is his first time doing this."
Hamton:"Go on, give me three. I already did two, I'm ready to take more."
Sabrina:"Really? Well, okay. If you say so."
She started up more magic for him.
In the meantime, Plucky was practicing a stronger spell. He stood by two targets in front of him.
Plucky:"Flower pots, Fall!"
Then two flower pots fell towards the targets, and they both hit them.
Plucky:"That wasn't so hard. I already know so many spells as it is. I'll get these stronger spells in no time."
The Keybladers were practicing stronger magic with their blades. Dib was hitting more targets faster than ever, Zim and Gaz were destroying stronger things faster than ever, Bart was basically doing the same, and Gretchen was making bigger force fields and healing when herself and/or any of her friends got injured. Gir and Mini-Moose were also practicing with their weapons.
Gretchen:"So Sabrina, What have you been up to since the cancellation of your last show?"
Sabrina:"Not much. Although I still wish I was on air. Other then what's been going on lately, life's been kinda boring."
Dib:"We know how you feel."
Plucky:"Yeah. We made of been successful, but we all could of lasted longer."
Sneezer:"Tell me about it."
Harvey:"Yeah. Life hasn't been exactly the same. But one good thing happened."
Sabrina:"Oh yeah? And what was that?"
Harvey:"*Getting up and came to her*You and me of course. We used to be just friends, but since sometime after the cancellation of out show, we fell in love."
He put his hands on her shoulder in a loving way.
Sabrina:"*Smiling*Oh yeah, that's true. What a story that was."
Harvey:"It's a rather long story."
Sabrina:"Yeah. I have to say, nearly all my dreams came true when it happened."
Sabrina:"Yeah. *Blushing*I always had a crush on him since nearly the time we met."
Gretchen:"Wow, just like me. Never so much I had a dream come true after I admitted to Dib I loved him, and well, he realized he liked me as well."
She smiled at Dib who smiled back at her, putting his hand on one of her shoulders.
Gaz:"*Smiling and Zim smiles back at her* Just like me and Zim."
Bart smiled at them, happy for them, then he frowned, as it reminded him of Mimi, but He didn't feel like getting into it. His Pikachu, Voltage noticed him frowning and frowned as well.
Bart:"It's okay, I'm fine Voltage. *To Sabrina* Hey, is it time for me to summon my Pokemon yet?"
Sabrina:"Oh, I'm sorry. Here, I'll show you how to do it. First concentrate hard enough with you blade and mind and they will appear to you without having to reach of your Pokeballs.”
Bart tried it, and after a few tried, he got it perfectly.
Sabrina:"Good. now lets try all six of them at once."
Bart kept practicing for a bit till he got all of six them at the same time at once.
Bart:"Hey! I did it!"
Sabrina:"That's great. Keep practicing. *To everyone else* How is everyone else doing?"
Plucky:"*Pridefully* Great! I can make several things at once go at different targets."
Hamton:"I'm doing good."
Zim:"Fantastic! My love and I are destroying things much better and faster than ever!"
Dib:"And I'm much quicker and powerful than ever with my blade. so is Gretchen."
Sabrina:"Awesome. Keep it up."
Salem:"Wow, I have to say, you guys are learning pretty fast."
Harvey:"Yeah, you guys are awesome."
Bart:"What can we say? As a team, we work pretty well."
Meanwhile, back at the Tower of Darkness, in the villains’ meeting room, the Chipmunks and Hank weren't so happy.
Theodore:"Where are our girlfriends!? They should of been here by now!"
Alvin:"*With an annoyed look*I have no idea."
Hank:"And Luann! I told her to be here a couple of hours ago!"
Bobby:"I'm sure she's coming dad. she's just slow."
Hank:"Slow at doing something unimportant!"
Simon:"They all better get here soon!"
At that moment, the Chipettes Britney, Jeanette, Eleanor and Luann of King of the Hill all came in, holding some shopping bags.
Theodore:"Well, it's about time!"
Jeanette:"*Putting her stuff down*Hey, we had a lot of shopping to do."
Alvin:"Why am I not surprised?"
Britney:"You have no room to talk, Mr. I like monsters."
Alvin:"Hey, that's different, that's a collection!"
Luann walked over to her family.
Hank:"And I would of expected better from you young lady!"
Luann:"Uncle Hank, I had things to do!"
Judy:"So wait a minute...You guys went shopping and you didn't invite me?"
Jane:"You already went with me earlier dear."
Judy:"Yeah, but we had limited money."
Jane:"Sorry dear. I don't have that much."
She looked at George mad.
George:*With an upset look* I know exactly why you're looking at me that way and you KNOW why I won't give you any more money. Remember that cut scene from Family Guy we talked about early? You want money so bad, YOU get a job!"
Jane:"But I have work to do around the house."
George:"Bull crap! Rosie's the one that does most of the house work, not to mention the kids are gone most weekdays and a lot of weekends."
Johnny:"Speaking of which, guess what's been happening while you girls were gone? We lost a lot of goons that's what!"
Luann:"Really? That quickly?"
Susan:"It's not our fault our goons are so weak!"
Britney:"Maybe we should of hired other goons."
Alvin:"It's not that simple."
George:"Yeah, we now have just so many left."
Allen:"Let's just say we're now down to almost the same amount as those willing to watch Nickelodeon. Which is four shows, one bad movie series and two extras!!!"
Eleanor:"What!? are you serious?"
Britney:"Why don't we just hire stronger goons?"
Simon:"Like Alvin said, It's not that simple."
Elroy:"Yeah. We have to have REALLY hated characters as goons."
Jeanette:"Really hated, huh? Than why not go for the background characters in our shows?"
Alvin:"Won't work. They can't be trusted. Besides, we already killed off much of our cast remember? Even you said you got sick of them."
Simon:"ESPECIALLY that scammer who betrayed us, Harry."
Britney:"Yes! Good riddance to that jerk!"
Johnny:"Yep. That exactly what WE did. We killed off everyone else in our show by blowing up the entire town we used to be from."
Susan:"*Angrily*Including GIL! I'm still not happy you blew him up along with everyone else."
Johnny:"Excuse me? Me? Have you forgotten YOU were in on it too? All of us were! Besides, do remember that one episode of our show where Gil came over to our house for dinner? Do you remember how things ended up?"
Susan and Mary:*Nervously*Uh.."
Dukey:"That's right. It ended up in disaster when you both got close to him. Hmm?"
Susan and Mary blushed in embarrassment.
Johnny:"Yeah. Besides, he might of been cool to talk to, but you have to admit, he wasn't very developed."
Mary:"Hey! He is so! You guys just weren't close to him as much as we were."
Dukey:"oh, you mean we didn't STALK him."
The girls both glared at him.
Johnny:"Besides, you don't need him. There are much cooler guys you two can meet and you're much more likely to meet TWO of them, making you less likely to fight over one."
Susan:"He does have a point."
Johnny:"Anyways, there were times I regretted killing off Sissy, but then I remembered that I didn't need her anyway. *Getting angry*We didn't need ANY of them! I've had it with those jerks, so I made sure their clocks were cleaned for good! And they say I was a brat!"
Dukey:"True. They weren't any better."
George:"WE killed off our cast, except for one who’s in the base with us, since we need him, by knocking over all those high buildings. *Evilly* Hehe hehe heh, it was especially victory for me when I finally got that jerk boss of mine and his rival! It was easy to get rid of the others since there were only six other characters besides us.”
Elroy:"Yeah, but now there's the matter of Dick Dastardly, the guy I had trouble with in the past. I don't know which is more dangerous, him and his dog Muttely, or the descendant generation, aka Calvin and his tiger friend Hobbes. All of them won’t give up till my heart stops beating!”
Rosie:"Uh, don't remind me. I'm still frazzled since the last encounter I had with them. They want to take me apart piece by piece!"
Golly:"It was victory when we finally killed of OUR cast as well."
Jimmy:"Yeah. Going for my rotten alien of a sister first, emphasis on alien, as she wasn't even my biological sister. She just tried to hog the spotlight! I finally killed her and gave her to Area 51 where I had the honor to dissect her with a chainsaw, heh heh."
Dolly:"Hogging the spotlight. It's ironic, considering she was one of the most hated characters on our show, if not THE most hated."
Croco:"And it doesn't surprise me."
Tux:”Yeah, the werewolf was useless as well! Good thing we we had a sliver bullet ready!”
Jimmy:"After them, I went for that annoying jerk Sonny that wanted my brain and would never leave me alone. Then my naive, stupid parents, then everyone at school."
Tux:"Everyone except Craig and Robin."
Jimmy paused at the name Robin. He looked a bit sad at first, then got angry again.
Dolly:"Aww, you did spare Robin, didn't you Jimmy? You still love her, don't you?"
Jimmy:"*Sighing*Yeah, but I don't need her. I don't need anyone from my old world, which is why I left into the toon world. At least here no one here thinks I’m crazy!!!!”
Golly:”Don’t feel so bad Jimmy, everyone thought Milt was crazy as well when he talked to us.”
Dale:"And it was victory for me when I killed off my son Joseph, who wasn't even flesh and blood the jerk, that traitor of an ex-wife of mine Nancy and that slimeball John Redcorn whom she cheated with. By poisoning them with pesticide!"
Hank:"Hey, don't forget that I killed everyone else when we blew up the propane store!"
Peggy:"Hey, I HELPED!"
Bobby:"And so did I!"
Allen:"And I blew up everyone in my school. They never supported me anyway. Although I kinda regret killing off that sweet principal of mine."
Julie:"Get over it, She's WAY too old for you. I'm still creeped out about your encounters with her."
Allen:"Oh shut up."
Richard:"She does have a point, my boy."
Allen:"Coming form my homosexual father who used to stalk my soon to be adoptive father."
Richard:"Quiet boy! That was long in the past. Besides, at least he and I are the same age."
Richard:"You don't need her my boy. As you said, NONE of them had any support for you, including her."
Allen:"True. anyway, I might of killed them off, but I'm not fully satisfied. I will never be till I can do the same to the much more popular shows and take their place, by being the ultimate rulers of the universe!"
Johnny:"Agreed! We may have lost many goons and three planets, but are we going to give up just like that?"
Jimmy:"We still have a strong army in tact, we can still do it!"
Everyone else agreed.
Back in Histeria town, at Sabrina’s House...
The heroes were still going over their training.
Sabrina:”I think that will do for now guys. I’ll teach you more powerful spells once you guys have found Wielders and their keys.”
Plucky:”Which we STILL don’t know who they are yet.”
Salem:”Don’t worry, pretty soon you’ll find out who they are.”
Zim:”Let’s hope so.”
Sabrina:”Any way you guys should see the others, they might have some info on the Lesser Knowns.”
Bart:”OK, by the way, why do you guys need that book for anyway?”
Hamton:”Yeah, Father Time said it’s needed to stop the Lesser Knowns once and for all.”
Sabrina:”My aunts are studying it to make sure if it’s the right book and what is needed to stop the Lesser Knowns. You guys will have to check back later. They say they want to meet you guys in a small house in the third district.”
Bart:”If you say so.”
The heroes leave Sabrina’s house, jump on the rocks, make it to the doorway and enter the third district.
Once they enter the third district they see it’s empty.
Sneezer:”That’s odd where are the Parodies?”
Bart:”Stay on your toes everyone! Something could happen at anytime!”
Just then in the background on top of a flight of stairs a very loud crash was heard.
Bart:”Yeah, we better see what that was since Parodies don’t crash. But keep your weapons out to be safe!”
The others agreed.
The heroes then made their way up the flight of stairs and when they got to the top what they saw REALLY shocked Bart.
To Be continued in the next part.